2 definitions by Anakior

Stanislav Petrov

A Soviet officer which stopped doomsday from being a real thing on the 26th of September, 1983, trusting his instincts when a computer detected a American nuclear missile being launched towards the USSR. He refused to retaliate, thus avoiding the possible end of humanity.

You see this guy there, Stanislav Petrov ? Yeah, that guy fucking saved the world.

by Anakior July 10, 2017

life

The thing that keeps kicking you in the balls even when you think you're protected by three hundred meters of steel. When the thing finally stops kicking your sexual organs, you die. Great.

Life was a bit less of a bitch today.

by Anakior November 23, 2017