A typical Persian in La (generally Beverly Hills) puts in great effort to seem rich but are in debt. Persian women are famous for nose jobs and dye their hair at least once in their life. They hate their body hair and will bitch behind your back. 50% ruin the culture by giving the reputation Ahmadenijad does. The other 50% aren't divorced and all have a life. Young girls usually don't find what they are until they turn 30.The men have hair everywhere except when they hit 30 and have none on top of their heads. They prefer fat girls working at a fast food place just because they are blonde rather than a successful Persian princess.
Persian Woman 1: 50% of Persians are bitches

Stupid Persian Lady with big mouth and ears: If you hate Persians so much, why do you shop here?

Persian Woman 1: I AM PERSIAN! YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WRECKS OUR CULTURE! YOU ASSHOLE SHOULDN'T BE LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE'S CONVERSATIONS! CUNT!
by SifeedGorbe((; January 24, 2013
Has to do with cats. Lions.
That cat looks like a lion. Yeah he's like a persian cat, dude.
by Austin Jones March 14, 2004
evolves from Meowth.
Meowth has evolved into Persian!
by Ketchupm July 10, 2008
A cat with long silky tawny to white hair.
Persian cats can be pricy.
by Saints October 18, 2003
1. An ethnic group who form the ethnic majority in the modern-day Islamic Republic of Iran (they make up about 51% of the country's population). They are also found in significant numbers in the UK, India and Gulf States, such as the United Arab Emirates.

2. A language traditionally spoken as a first language by Persians (see definition 1) as well as by Tajiks and the Hazara people of Afghanistan. Also known as Farsi, Parsi and Dari.

3. Before 1935, Iran was known as "Persia". When there was a country called Persia, its adjective was "Persian" and its citizens (regardless of ethnicity) were known as "Persians". Some people still falsely use the word in this way, in relation to the Islamic Republic of Iran.

4. A domestic breed of cat, notable for its long fur.

5. World-renowned rugs and carpets, exported from Iran to the rest of the world.
The Persian Empire, under various guises, existed from 728BCE until 1187CE. For much of its existence, it dominated Central Asia and was hugely influential upon the Islamic World.
by HallOfMirrors June 06, 2009
a race in which every person insists their dad was a brain surgeon, general, CEO, or related to the King of Persia, until the 'Revolution'.
Back in Iran, my dad was a brain surgeon/prince/general/CEO/ambassador. Then the revolution happened.

Oh really, how old was your dad during the revolution.

He was 11.

Dude, this persian is smoking too much hashish!
by crazyass1234 June 22, 2009
A race of people known as the original "Aryans". Persian refers to someone from Persia; or modern day Iran. Located in central Asia, Iran is the only non-Arab, non-semetic country in the middle-east. The country's name was changed during the reign of The Shah, (during WWII) at Hitlers advisement that it was better suited, meaning "Land of the Aryans". Hitler had close ties to Iran and regarded the Shah a close friend and ally. Through his many excavations researching Aryan history and genetics, he had come to learn that the persians (i.e. Iranians) were very much Aryan, and interestingly, a race much similar to the Germans. Since the overthrowing of the shah in 1979, The Persian Gov't. has been under the siege of islamic rule, and its people imprisoned within its religous dictates...
The persian population in vast majority stands divided against an Islamic/Muslim rule, and remain hopeful that the day is near when they can finally close the chapter once and for all on this gray, and oppressive period in their history...
The persian community is strongly opposed to an Islamic/Arab Gov't.
by Roxy88 March 16, 2006
Persian in fact is more white and are the true arians jackass, only haters like u talk shit about stuff u dont know. Persians are hairy but not as hairy as most people think. I am persian/american and i was born in dallas texas around mostly whites or black and ive always been prowd of my race. the guy who posted his defintion before me , ( if u noticed) is a blatant homosexual hater and should come to dallas texas to get his ass beat the fuck up. 214 729 9318 or hit me up on yahoo my id is kmc187274, i got pics and i have Owned many white chicks asshole so fuck off just because us persians fuck and took ur white woman from u haters . lol the first definition of persians was probably the most correct def. of all these that ive seen posted. Persians are the most successful american minority. and we got money and cars and all that shit but u dont have to be ness. rich to have all this shit. U just gotta have hookups. Man i so feel like beating that guys ass who posted before me. fagget hater motherfucker. U sound like a complete jack ass. i would take u serious if u said that in a persians face... fagget pussy
Haters get there ass whipped . Ali G for life biatch!!!!1
by kmc187274 June 08, 2005

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