person1: that's an interesting accent...where are you from?
person2: I'm Persian!
person1: Didn't you guys like take few of our Americans as hostages?
person2: oh no, dumbass those were Iranians. I am Persian like the kitty cat(makes a 'meowww' sound) or the rug...
person1: oh k whatever..
person2: I'm Persian!
person1: Didn't you guys like take few of our Americans as hostages?
person2: oh no, dumbass those were Iranians. I am Persian like the kitty cat(makes a 'meowww' sound) or the rug...
person1: oh k whatever..
by gooker September 22, 2007
A nicer way to say Iranian. Used by those who are afraid of what others might think of their culture. It would be like a Syrian calling him/herself Phoenician or someone from the Czech Republic referring to their country as Czechoslovakia.
1) Even though I am or my family is from Iran, a middle-eastern country, I'm going to hide my heritage by calling myself the less offensive and more exotic-sounding name of a dead empire that once controlled my present-day country. That way, ignorant, narrow-minded, uneducated fools won't judge me with bias and I can blend in with society. I'll let them hate on the Middle-Easterns that are proud of their countries instead.
2) You're Iranian, not Persian...unless you were born there before 1935...get over it...
2) You're Iranian, not Persian...unless you were born there before 1935...get over it...
by DeezNutzzzz November 3, 2008
1.cocky sons of a bitches
2.rich only because of their relatives
3.think they are superior to every other race with their mythical "aryan" race (mythical, like a unicorn)
4.crash their "superior" cars with their "superior" driving skills
5.drives worse than hispanics,asians,whites,blacks,etc.
6.HUGE ASS NOSE that is like the Jew Nose(because air is free)
7.most are metrosexual or homosexual
8.like to fascinate about themselves (read the previous definitions and tell me i'm wrong)P.S.No,you Persians cannot respond.
2.rich only because of their relatives
3.think they are superior to every other race with their mythical "aryan" race (mythical, like a unicorn)
4.crash their "superior" cars with their "superior" driving skills
5.drives worse than hispanics,asians,whites,blacks,etc.
6.HUGE ASS NOSE that is like the Jew Nose(because air is free)
7.most are metrosexual or homosexual
8.like to fascinate about themselves (read the previous definitions and tell me i'm wrong)P.S.No,you Persians cannot respond.
1.Achmed the Persian got stuck at a door due to his GIGANTIC nose.
2.Mohammed Haluknamud Jihad the Persian crashed his camel due to streetracing with his "superior" driving skills.
2.Mohammed Haluknamud Jihad the Persian crashed his camel due to streetracing with his "superior" driving skills.
by AllahSpeaks the Truth November 5, 2006
one of da most welathiest peeps on da planet. u gotsta have a bmw or mercedes to be a true perian....bentlys work too. knows for there HUGE dix and there ability to get wut they want! forget dem gansgta sht aint got nutin like we do.
yo chek dat gangsta rolin in da hot mercedes benzz wit da blingin ice around his nek!!....yo dat aint no niga das a persian!
amreekayess=boro bemir eeshala HOME-beverly, cali & GN, ny
amreekayess=boro bemir eeshala HOME-beverly, cali & GN, ny
by raph March 4, 2004
Persians are an ethnic group from Iran. They constitute about 48% of all iranians. Persians are a indo-european group and speak Farsi. Contrary to what people write here, ethnic persians are white, the darkest iranians are azeri turks and are not persians. There are a lot of persians with light eyes and light hair, myself being a green eyed redhead. Not all iranians are persians!! We shall free ourselves from the desert dwelling Mullhas!!
Azeri Turk - Persian Brother!
Persian - Fuck off bitch, you are not my brother, you are not even Persian!
Persian - Fuck off bitch, you are not my brother, you are not even Persian!
by Persianisnotiranian November 2, 2007
Relating to ancient Persia, or its people.
Used to describe something from Iran.
In America, Iranian Americans usually use the slang term ‘Persian’ to call himself or herself by, instead of Iranian, Iranian American
According to the U.S. government, all Iranians as well as all of the Middle Easterners are classified as white (yes, even Indians), even though they really shouldn’t be. THEY ARE FUCKING TAN, DARK, BROWN, BROWN EYED, AND BROWN HAIRED AND THERE CULTURE IS NOTHING LIKE 'WHITE'. They should be classified as ARYAN/SEMITIC.
Persian is one of the oldest races in the world. Because of this, the ancestors of Iranians are all over the place. It also mainly depends on your religion.
The Persian Muslims and Zoroastrianists are mainly descendants of Indo-Europeans, or the Aryans, and they were white. But look at them, Persian Muslims don't have pale skin anymore (they are tan and brown), they don't have blonde hair anymore (its dark brown and black), and their eyes are brown and black now (not hazel and blue). They are not Arab. They speak Farsi. The Persian Jews, unlike Persian Muslims, are descendents from people all over the place because they are mainly Semitic and not Aryan. They are descendents of the Hebrews from Ancient Israel, and they are very close to the Arabs, but they are not Indo-Europeans. The Persian Jews are not Aryan. They look the same as the Muslims from Iran; they are exactly the same, except of the religions and ancestry. But they are the same. Their skin colors are tan and brown as well. And NO, Persian Jews aren't stereotypically cheap, a lot of Persians are cheap, and a lot of Persians need nose jobs themselves, not just the stereotypical "big-nosed" Jew. Those cheap, big nose stereotypes are for the white Jews. They speak Farsi.
List of Persian ancestry: The Semitics (Jews of Iran) is Arabic (Arabia), Hebrew (Israel), Aramean (Ancient Aram/Syria), Babylonian (Babylon), Carthaginian (Ancient Carthage/Northeastern Tunis), Ethiopian (Ethiopia), and Phoenician (Ancient Phoenicia/Syria and Lebanon).
The Aryans (Muslims and Zoroastrianists of Iran) are Indo-Aryan, Indo-Iranian, Indo-Zoroastrians Indo-European, Indo-Germanic, Indo-Hittite (Around the area of present day Germany). Both types have a little Greek, Roman, and Sub Saharan African blood.
But really, Iran is a really old country so all the people of all religions are mixed.
Over 3000 years, Ancient and modern Persians of all religion and backgrounds mixed.
Used to describe something from Iran.
In America, Iranian Americans usually use the slang term ‘Persian’ to call himself or herself by, instead of Iranian, Iranian American
According to the U.S. government, all Iranians as well as all of the Middle Easterners are classified as white (yes, even Indians), even though they really shouldn’t be. THEY ARE FUCKING TAN, DARK, BROWN, BROWN EYED, AND BROWN HAIRED AND THERE CULTURE IS NOTHING LIKE 'WHITE'. They should be classified as ARYAN/SEMITIC.
Persian is one of the oldest races in the world. Because of this, the ancestors of Iranians are all over the place. It also mainly depends on your religion.
The Persian Muslims and Zoroastrianists are mainly descendants of Indo-Europeans, or the Aryans, and they were white. But look at them, Persian Muslims don't have pale skin anymore (they are tan and brown), they don't have blonde hair anymore (its dark brown and black), and their eyes are brown and black now (not hazel and blue). They are not Arab. They speak Farsi. The Persian Jews, unlike Persian Muslims, are descendents from people all over the place because they are mainly Semitic and not Aryan. They are descendents of the Hebrews from Ancient Israel, and they are very close to the Arabs, but they are not Indo-Europeans. The Persian Jews are not Aryan. They look the same as the Muslims from Iran; they are exactly the same, except of the religions and ancestry. But they are the same. Their skin colors are tan and brown as well. And NO, Persian Jews aren't stereotypically cheap, a lot of Persians are cheap, and a lot of Persians need nose jobs themselves, not just the stereotypical "big-nosed" Jew. Those cheap, big nose stereotypes are for the white Jews. They speak Farsi.
List of Persian ancestry: The Semitics (Jews of Iran) is Arabic (Arabia), Hebrew (Israel), Aramean (Ancient Aram/Syria), Babylonian (Babylon), Carthaginian (Ancient Carthage/Northeastern Tunis), Ethiopian (Ethiopia), and Phoenician (Ancient Phoenicia/Syria and Lebanon).
The Aryans (Muslims and Zoroastrianists of Iran) are Indo-Aryan, Indo-Iranian, Indo-Zoroastrians Indo-European, Indo-Germanic, Indo-Hittite (Around the area of present day Germany). Both types have a little Greek, Roman, and Sub Saharan African blood.
But really, Iran is a really old country so all the people of all religions are mixed.
Over 3000 years, Ancient and modern Persians of all religion and backgrounds mixed.
by aguynamedandy September 28, 2005
persians are not white
they are muslim and we categorize all muslims in the same race, i mean who cares if you think you are white, yer muslim! same difference
- they are hairy, even the girls have hairy ass arms!
-they smell like indians
-the girls are fine tho o man i would do a persian kitty in a heartbeat
-they need nosejobs
-they claim they are ballers but its all about their own insecurity... look at their crummy country. its really rich or really poor.. just like any other third world pos.
-there are some down persians but they cant come close to reppin the sets like white, mexicans, blacks and asians
- mayb in iran they are down... down terrorists!ahaha
they are muslim and we categorize all muslims in the same race, i mean who cares if you think you are white, yer muslim! same difference
- they are hairy, even the girls have hairy ass arms!
-they smell like indians
-the girls are fine tho o man i would do a persian kitty in a heartbeat
-they need nosejobs
-they claim they are ballers but its all about their own insecurity... look at their crummy country. its really rich or really poor.. just like any other third world pos.
-there are some down persians but they cant come close to reppin the sets like white, mexicans, blacks and asians
- mayb in iran they are down... down terrorists!ahaha
by onthareal May 9, 2005