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you smoke it
it gets you high
you usually love it
dont smoke weed if your friends dont
you will lose them as your friends
...which is why i quit.
by aguynamedandy February 5, 2007
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Jesus was a Jew that lived in the Roman province of Judea. (Judah, Israel, Palestine). He was a good man. He would preach Judaism, and preach on some of his own philosophies. He claimed to be the Jewish Messiah, as foretold in the Hebrew Bible. Some Jews believed that he was the Messiah, but most Jews didn't believe him, because he had not proved it by fullfilling the Messianic prophecies. Then the Jews that rejected him began to call him a troublemaker, and the Roman authorities began to think that he was a man that would revolt against the Roman Empire. The Romans got pissed off and then tortured him, then killed him through the crucifixtion process. Then a bunch of Jews that actually believed that he was the Messiah, got scared and worried that Jesus was not the Messiah, so they went and created the idea that he was the Son of God (YHWH). Then upon believing Jesus was divine, then they assumed he was resurected and ascended into heaven, where he will return to earth from to fullfill the prophecies.
There are two religions that believe in Jesus, Christianity and Islam.
by aguynamedandy July 24, 2006
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Deragetory term for white people in Farsi.

It litteraly means 'white'.

When used, it is supposed to mean 'whiteboy'.

Hey, salom sefeed, khoobi?
by aguynamedandy October 29, 2005
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R&B is a form of music that is closely related to pop, rap, and hip-hop. R&B is similar to rap except that instead of rapping, there is singing. But there is a beat in the back. Many times will an R&B siinger feature a rapper/hip-hop artist, and vice-versa. R&B can be relaxing, or sometimes it can be party music. It is a very nice form of music.
R. Kelly is a very popular R&B singer, that has often been featured in many rap songs, and he has featured many rappers as well.
by aguynamedandy August 9, 2005
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A 'reality-porn' website where three guys (mainly D. Sanchez, but his real name is Greg Entner) around drive in a van and pick up random girls and fuck them. But the videos that they show aren't showing everything. Before that bitch gets in the van with the three guys, they actually tell the girl what she's in for, and that they'll pay her a shit load of money to pretend that it's not staged, and to be cooperative. They also first check to see if she is over the age of 18, and if shes got any STD's. Then the girl actually signs a legal contract saying that she has understood everything, and that she is willing to do this, and that she cannot change her mind. Then she is payed, and then 'legally' fucked. And then at the end, without the girl knowing, they actually do ditch her in the middle of nowhere, but she has been already payed.
bangbus is so fake, but wtf its porn
by aguynamedandy October 10, 2005
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Hey we need melanin so we will be at least tannish
by aguynamedandy October 11, 2005
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Also known as Parsi, or Persian.

The main, and official language in Iran, and Afghanistan. (Persian Farsi, Afghan Farsi.) The Farsi in both countries are stlightly different. But if a true Persian and a true Afghan meet for the first time, they will understand each other. Basically it's like comparing the American English to the British English.

It is one of the oldest languages still in use today.

It is an ancient Indo-European language.
If you want to say "How are you" in Persian Farsi you'd say:

"Ha'al e shomah chetoreh"

If you want to say "How are you" in Afghan Farsi you'd say:

"Afha'al e shomah chetor"
by aguynamedandy October 2, 2005
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