prematated 

(adj) Describing an object, person, or situation that is ill-formed, damaged, or just plain messed up.

Likely from "premature" + "mutated".

First known occurrence in common parlance: January 1987, Atlanta, GA.

"Don't be smokin' crack and drinkin' 'cause you'll have them prematated babies."

"I can't believe she's wearing the dress that her mother made to prom--it's totally prematated."

"She was really kind of pretty until she got that botched facelift, and now she looks all prematated."

prematated by clevtrou July 2, 2009

Berger's Permutation Principles of Divisibility 

1.) Berger's First Permutation Principle of Divisibility states that all permutations greater than 3! are evenly divisible by 6.

2.) Berger's Second Permutation Principle of Divisibility states that all permutations greater than 4! are evenly divisible by 12.

The "!" is mathematically denoted as "factorial."

1.) In Berger's Permutation Principles of Divisibility, 3!-a! are ALL divisible by 6 a y number of times.

2.) In Berger's Permutation Principles of Divisibility, 4!-n! are ALL divisible by 12 an x number of times.

Berger's Permutation Principles of Divisibility by 3VegasBerger343 November 16, 2011

Perpulated 

perpulated

I crashed my car, its perpulated.

Perpulated by Redfabrication October 13, 2019

word permutation 

Poor plagiarism : Replacing a few words with loose or incorrect synonyms, and then taking credit for somebody else's text.

Their extensive word permutation altered the meaning of my text, and then they tried to publish it without including me as an author.

word permutation by nageuse October 8, 2015

The Bradfield Permutation 

This is a flexible calculation, used in work environments, which can be applied to all manner of things which will make ones day easier.

eg. How much time to take off work for an hour's lunchtime meeting (in this case, 6 hours)

It can also be applied to how many fucks to give.

eg. This client bores me. I would normally try my best but, by careful application of the Bradfield Permutation, it turns out I give zero fucks.

I've got a lunchtime meeting today with a client. It's only an hour but, by applying the Bradfield Permutation, I can roll in any time after 3pm.

The Bradfield Permutation by Humble Artwork August 16, 2017

permutations 

In Halo (specifically Halo 3), unlockable armor sets are called permutations. Possibly one of the worst words ever invented.

"I just need 53 more RP to get the new armor permutations!" ... "What?"

permutations by 7620 December 2, 2007

permulate 

A perm and a mullet put together

Erics permulate was done at one of the best 80's hair dressers

permulate by mugsy1968 January 5, 2011