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14.
A fairy tale coffee house where mediocre coffee is served in an abandoned office cubicle.
AP: These leads suck!
BH: This coffee from perks sucks even more!
by 50dollarCPMs May 01, 2009
 
1.
a special privelige or side benefit.
Sleeping with many beautiful women is one of the perks of being a rock star.
by kingman November 17, 2003
 
2.
A slang name given to Endo Pharmaceuticals Percocet, Percodan and Percolone opiate narcotic pain medications usually in pill or capsule form and is available in generic versions as oxycodone hydrochloride.
This drug produces severe addiction of the morphine type when not used as prescribed.
Give me a few perks and a beer, that'll get me going.
by sos maile January 17, 2004
 
3.
n. Alcohol

perked
v. to be drunk
I could really use some Perk right now.
I'm so perked right now.
by FickNish January 19, 2005
 
4.
Perkalatin: To drink an alcahol beverage, such as remy martin, hennasy, cognac, and bacardi. To tha point of "You Don't Give A Fuck"
Represent Northern California Motha Fuckaz: Niggah we perkulating of this shit, come over here and hit this!!!
by Martinez Most Wanted October 19, 2003
 
5.
n.
any alcoholic beverage
I need some perk so bad....
by FickNish January 21, 2005
 
6.
a really good thing. a positive or plus. similar to "dank"
dude, shits perk.
by Cudi Kid November 26, 2009
 
7.
a girl with pointy nips and narrow tits and when she walks she puts her shoulders back and gets ready to drop jaws and poke eyes.
hey ernest did you see those perks

e: no? what on call of duty?

no that chick she just walked by and almost took my eye out

e:lmfaopklgghdabcdefghjklmopelmolopatropasaurusrexLOL
by harry s taint September 25, 2011