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The cute flower girl from she-ra who doesn't like it when you throw tanks at your friends.
"We do not throw tanks at out friends!" - perfuma
perfuma by ~HeyAdora~ December 12, 2020

perfumigate 

To spray perfume/cologne liberally in an area, attempting to make it smell better. Unfortunately, the new scent can be so overpowering that the area smells worse after this process. This downside is more common from cheap men's body spray.
Not to worry! I always carry around a can of Axe! I'll perfumigate this place!
perfumigate by Deseejay September 29, 2010

perfumed 

Producing a foul, unpleasant odor; stinking; stenched;
Man: Whew! Somebody on that elevator was highly perfumed!
Woman: Perfumed? More like skunky! That was foul body odor!😷
Man: That's what I was referring to, in a sort of diplomatic way!
perfumed by talk2me-JCH2 July 11, 2022

cosmetic perjury 

noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.
aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"
cosmetic perjury by its_aks November 5, 2005

perjurer 

A person who renders (oneself) guilty of swearing falsely or of willfully making a false statement under oath or solemn affirmation
Me: I don't believe he'll dare to stand up as a witness in court.

Friend: True. He is a perjurer.
perjurer by imBASICk May 23, 2016

Perjury Trap 

When you know someone did something, you ask them about it and they lie to you.

Lying when the other person already knows the answer.
I was caught lying under oath about robbing the bank. They setup a perjury trap since they had it on video the whole time!
Perjury Trap by Fo Gish November 13, 2018