Two dimensional Satan.
Nerd: The Periodic Table! The only woman who will ever love me!
Moderately socially accepted individual: Gimme your lunch money!
by Elise deLise September 12, 2006
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An ingenious table of chemical elements ranging into the 100's. From Hydrogen to Uranium and element 114. A perfect atom and nucleus with such stabillity only found on the island of stabillity.
The periodic table is a basic lesson for any pupil wanting to learn the great subject of science
by CaptainWhiteyBoy December 12, 2006
menstrual calendar.
She had her periodic table commited to memory and the elements, this night, were perfectly aligned. Nestor was gonna be a Daddy, whether he liked it or not.
by pbaddy August 18, 2009
A woman who has her period periodically on a table.
Ralph was horny and threw Gertrude aggressively on the periodic table periodically.
by shanz604 October 19, 2014

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