periclated 

Function: adjective
Etymology: pseaudo-Latin periclatus, from past participle of Xavierescense grow old, become disused, perhaps from ob- toward + solEre to be accustomed.

1 a : no longer in use or no longer useful b : of a kind or style no longer current : OLD-FASHIONED
2 of a plant or animal part : indistinct or imperfect as compared with a corresponding part in related organisms :

1) These clothes are periclated.
2) That mullet is periclated.

periclated by Xavier (Professor X) Rustom May 15, 2005

Pyroblast 

A World of Warcraft mage skill, that causes massive fire damage but takes a long time to cast.

Lawlz Paul I just owned that guy with my Pyroblast.

Pyroblast by Robz June 11, 2006

peniplasty

If you are a woman and had a penis installed by your local mexican or circuit city, you had a peniplasty.

mike: hey jenny why is there a bulge in your pants.
Jenny: uh i had a peniplasty.
Mike: sike dude get that abomintation away from me.

peniplasty by purplestickypunch88 May 24, 2007

Peniplasti 

To get completely owned, destroyed, and/or demolished in any competitive activity.

"Those herbs just got peniplastied!"

"Did you win your match?
Yeah, we peniplastied them!"

Peniplasti by dbaby007 March 5, 2009

PenisBlaster 

A girl who is so hot that your penis blasts out of your pants at the mere sight of her, effective ruining your pants.

Nathan: Shit, i gotta go.

Ryan: Why?

Nathan: Well, theres a penisblaster over there and these are my favorite plaids.

PenisBlaster by THErustyWALRUS July 6, 2010

Problasterbating 

The act of procasterbating by blasterbating.

I was so bored so I was problasterbating into the kitchen sink from across the room.

Problasterbating by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011

Perilstasis

Perilstasis; Noun.
When the throat doesn't listen, often during oral.

"Hey man.. that girl was sucking my dick last night and she started choking on it!"
"Yeah man.. Perilstasis is a hell of a thing."

Perilstasis by Thatoneguywhomakeswordsandshit March 2, 2014