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A girl who is so hot that your penis blasts out of your pants at the mere sight of her, effective ruining your pants.
Nathan: Shit, i gotta go.

Ryan: Why?

Nathan: Well, theres a penisblaster over there and these are my favorite plaids.
by THErustyWALRUS June 28, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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