by Stunna Mcknighta May 12, 2006
The act of taking a poop which leaves absolutly no poop marks on the toilet paper after you wipe. When this amazing event happens to you it is a sure thing that extreme good fortune will soon be coming your way.
"After eating Mexican food for lunch I had to take a huge slam and I was completely suprised after wiping once to discover that I had just had a perfecto. Later than day I got laid three times and won the Cash 3 lottery."
by fcj September 16, 2009
The original motorcycle jacket. Worn by everyone who knew what cool meant, from Marlon Brando to Henry Winkler to James Dean to the Ramones. Named after the favorite cigar of its creator, Irving Schott.
"Where'd you get that jacket?"
"This is a one star Perfecto This is THE jacket. I got it from Schott in downtown Manhattan."
"This is a one star Perfecto This is THE jacket. I got it from Schott in downtown Manhattan."
by Epic Dave June 3, 2021
The art form of which resides at most ska shows, such as ones not many people go to. You kick up yuor right foot then your left, alternatying as though you are running in place. As you do this, your left arm goes up when your right foot comes up, and respectively with the other foot. A perfect skank is also one that you may find at a more face paced ska show. Usually takes years to perfect.
HOLY SHIT DUDE!
What?
That guy is skanking it up man! It's glorious!
Yea, thats Bobby. He's perfecto skankin' it.
What?
That guy is skanking it up man! It's glorious!
Yea, thats Bobby. He's perfecto skankin' it.
by Skippy McSkankit October 6, 2006
A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.
- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.
- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.
- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.
by greenlectern September 1, 2010
"Sir I've finished my work could you please review and confirm it's ready for production use", "Sorry mate, we can't let that go yet. Not Perfecto Codo by any means"
by simmo-groomer July 5, 2018
by lava-nator November 23, 2020