by Zak May 30, 2003
This is the fine art of whacking, throwing, smashing or banging the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
by richkjak December 29, 2010
repeatedly beating something with either your fists, wrench, baseball bat, etc. until it works, or refuses to work.
by k-man117 August 20, 2009
The act of striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as a hammer, in order to get it to work properly again.
*BAM BAM BAM BAM*
"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."
"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."
by Nemephosis July 3, 2013
A witty, but accurate term for the act of hitting, dropping, or kicking something to make it work like it was just a second ago.
Person 1: "Why are you hitting your TV like that?"
*Signal clears up*
Person 2: "Percussion recalibration. I hit it, and now it works again."
*Signal clears up*
Person 2: "Percussion recalibration. I hit it, and now it works again."
by NextGen April 26, 2010
Impact Percussion is an independent winter percussion group based out of Sanford High School in Sanford Maine.
Mission Statement: Impact Percussion seeks to combine traditional marching percussion techniques, with orchestral concepts of musicianship to create an original, inspiring, and educational environment for developing percussionists.
Staff Includes:
Joshua Champagne- Director
Craig Scott- Visual Designer
Andrew Carpenter- Program Consultant
Scott Eugley- Program Coordinator/Battery Arranger
Shawn McKeown- Front Ensemble Instructor/Arranger
Travis Corcoran- Front Ensemble Instructor
Matthew Prive- Front Ensemble Instructor
Zero Tolerance Policies
-The use of illegal or underage substances is prohibited.
-No form of bullying will be allowed. We want to create a welcoming and learning environment for all members!
Mission Statement: Impact Percussion seeks to combine traditional marching percussion techniques, with orchestral concepts of musicianship to create an original, inspiring, and educational environment for developing percussionists.
Staff Includes:
Joshua Champagne- Director
Craig Scott- Visual Designer
Andrew Carpenter- Program Consultant
Scott Eugley- Program Coordinator/Battery Arranger
Shawn McKeown- Front Ensemble Instructor/Arranger
Travis Corcoran- Front Ensemble Instructor
Matthew Prive- Front Ensemble Instructor
Zero Tolerance Policies
-The use of illegal or underage substances is prohibited.
-No form of bullying will be allowed. We want to create a welcoming and learning environment for all members!
Audience member 1 "Did you see Impact Percussion?"
Audience member 2 "yeah they were so good I was throwing babies!"
Audience member 2 "yeah they were so good I was throwing babies!"
by Scott Eugley May 21, 2014
Porcelain Percussion is the bass sound heard outside a bathroom when the occupant is involved in a rear-end explosion. This event usually results in having to clean the bowl before exiting the facilities.
Cathy: Damn Bob, that was some serious Porcelain Percussion!! It almost smells as bad as my fold jam.
Bob: Thanks...if you would have done that, your toilet muffin would have slapped you in the head.
Bob: Thanks...if you would have done that, your toilet muffin would have slapped you in the head.
by Nate and Mike February 16, 2007