perchide 

Perchide (verb): to create a word to fit a description or to create a description with which to define a word. Perchiding can stand for the creation of anything, however, and is not limited to words or definitions.

Verb (common form):
(Future tense) Will Perchide
(Present tense) To Perchide
(Past tense) Have Perchud

Noun:
Perchidation - anything that has been perchud

Adjective:
Perchidant - of any relation to a perchidation

Running on only two hours of sleep, he still managed to perchide the rough draft before the deadline.

perchide by Ian Rahman November 14, 2007

perthudasisologibitripitarian 

Noun ~ philosophy
A philosophical attitude associated with the existential approach that human suffrage is paramount to the human experience. The perthudasisologibitripitarian is the mascot for those in the pursuit of goals that, though readily obtainable, somehow flitter away before achieving. Generally due to external forces and/or random variables unnoticeable to the intended benefactor before or during said pursuit. It is also notable that these goals, though rarely meet, are generally quite humble by nature and relatively insignificant when compared to other human endeavors so gallantly achieved by non-perthudasisologibitripitarian’s. Example of the latter would be: making it to the store and back without incident with police, muggers, vampires, Dunn & Bradstreet employees, pockets with holes, scammer’s, fueless vehicles, annoying relatives, frequently fretted free-loaders, etc. Though bruised and scarred from their relentless activity in a hostile and indifferent universe, the perthudasisologibitripitarian is resilient by nature and optimistic by choice.

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The perthudasisologibitripitarian was dismayed to learn that the ‘spare change’ she shared with the Broadway Extension Beggar also included her house keys and the 1876 silver dollar recently discovered while shoveling rancid sediment from her lovers lavish latrine.

per’ - L. meaning thoroughly, utterly.

‘thud’ - Eng. The sound of ones head hitting walls, wooden planks or any object with little or no recoil.

‘sis’ - Greek. a state of being, condition
‘ology’ - Ger. A branch of knowledge
‘bi’ - if at first you don’t succeed, try it again.

‘tri’ - o.k., fine. one more time… with great exuberance!
‘pi’ - 3.141592.….. Phuck-it! I’m hammering away until ....
'arian' - advocate of a doctrine or discipline

perthudasisologibitripitarian by Gillypud Daffodil June 28, 2010

Perched 

A gay man standing, sitting, or posing in a cunty or feminine manner

"Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar"

"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"

Perched by DivaLiscous2 May 2, 2010

Perched 

Having next level fun/excitement or can reference the perfect level of being drunk.

I was perched at that concert last night!
Auston Matthews was perched during his first NHL game

Perched by Perched April 1, 2017

Perched 

The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.

Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman?

Perched by 420sandwich May 5, 2022

perched 

When you’re mad chilling in a comfy spot or being completely content at where you are.
Usually used in reference to being in a usual spot or watching something like a bird.

“Come out with us tonight!”
“Nah thats ok man I’m perched.”

perched by SarMyName December 10, 2017

why perched? 

an exclamation from english teachers and students
originated from a teacher asking her class about a word in a poem

-you should say it in a silly way

-its fun to take the piss and be sure to when saying it Ü

- Why perched?!?!!?!?

- well... thats about it really

why perched? by rimmo May 7, 2008