perchui 

a beautiful elegant woman, who is always there. usually grows to aroung 5'7" and strong as ever, they can generally squat around 240lbs no questions asked. also known for their delicious cooking and baking. but dont be fooled by their sweet demeanor, they can kick anyones ass.

damn did you see that perchui

perchui by gigante88 July 28, 2010

perchide 

Perchide (verb): to create a word to fit a description or to create a description with which to define a word. Perchiding can stand for the creation of anything, however, and is not limited to words or definitions.

Verb (common form):
(Future tense) Will Perchide
(Present tense) To Perchide
(Past tense) Have Perchud

Noun:
Perchidation - anything that has been perchud

Adjective:
Perchidant - of any relation to a perchidation

Running on only two hours of sleep, he still managed to perchide the rough draft before the deadline.

perchide by Ian Rahman November 14, 2007

perchild 

An extremely politically correct variant of "person" introduced as an alternative to the use of "perdaughter" to appease women and because "person and/or perdaughter and/or other" is both cumbersome and offensive to the non-binary.

Person A: Honey, the postman just delivered the mail.

Perchild B: Two years ago we were told that the proper term is "postperson" because it was determined that the "postman" is offensive to women. Last year regulators realized that "person" is offencive to daughters so now must use "postperchild" otherwise we won't get any mail.

Person A: May I refer to him as Fred.

Perchild B: No. That is offensive to all people not named Fred.

Person A: But his name is Fred.

Perchild B: That's irrelevant. And, if you ever call me "honey" again I'm going to divorce you.

perchild by Len Bakerloo January 8, 2019

Perchino 

A perchino is a mental person who cant control his/hers anger and is kept in a containment area. This often happens if they have had a bad past experience.

Did you see that perchino?

Yeah hes CRAZY!

Perchino by Dan9021334 / Black December 5, 2018

perching 

Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.

Dude! Stop perching! You're going to eat that entire f***ing pack of oreos!

perching by QuickTipsManual January 23, 2011

Perchitis 

The ability to follow documentation explicitly and despite having done everything correct, nothing will work and everything will be broken.

Setting up a git submodule makes me feel like I have perchitis.

Perchitis by anotheruserjust November 7, 2022

Perchin Kaanapali

To perch oneself in Ka'anapali, Lahaina, Maui.

Brah, we go Perchin Kaanapali after one kimchee bowl.

Perchin Kaanapali by stoneypercher May 29, 2010