last one there is a penis pump 

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/

While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!

last one there is a penis pump by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

penis pump 

A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....

PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..

penis pump by todd January 16, 2003

penis pump 

A device used to enlarge the penis. Pumping the handle will remove air to create a vacuum in the pump. This will only enlarge your penis temporarily. If used obsesivly it will stretch the skin on the penis but not lengthen it, your skin will sag off of your penis

Some guys like to use penis pumps in the bedroom

penis pump by Jason May 7, 2003

Penis Pump 

A fun word to scream in public.

Person 1, in a crowded area: "PENIS PUMP!"
Crowd: "OMGWTFBBQ"

Penis Pump by Yaziyo August 29, 2006

penis pump 

A pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a penis.

I used a penis pump when my penis was 3", now my penis is 5".

NOTE: NOT ALL PUMPS WORK!

penis pump by Nick March 23, 2003

glorified penis pump 

A derogatory term for a bitch that crossed you.

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!

glorified penis pump by GroupDiscussion May 17, 2014

penis pump 

An insult towards a person.

Last one there is a penis pump.

penis pump by Juan Carlos Fernandez November 7, 2004