Penisclerosis

A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.

Singular: A Penisclerosi

Plural: Penisclerosese

The Penisclerosis Cock Mungers jacked eachother off while watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial.

Penisclerosis by boringtimes January 30, 2010

Penisbocker 

When your penis jiggles around like the dice on a car mirror during a workout, or when your penis gets stuck to your thighs.

Oh SHIT, I got a penisbocker.

Penisbocker by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

Penissoccer 

A game in which several fully-nude men replace the plastic figurines of a foosball table with their penises, and play the game normally.

First one to get a boner loses.

"Hey man, what's wrong?
I lost a game of Penissoccer."

Penissoccer by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

penisaccess 

Penis exercises fall into three categories: kegels, stretching and jelqing. The exercises target the penis, which is composed of 50 percent muscle, and pelvic muscles. Penis stretching involves attaching weights to your flaccid penis to elongate it, helping with the enlargement proses. Kegel exercises are designed to strengthen the pubococcygeus muscles. The PC muscles control the flow of semen and urine and play a role in ejaculation and penis hardness. To learn the location of the PC muscles, stop your urination in midstream. The PC muscles become tight. The contraction of the muscles cause the flow of urine to stop. To exercise the muscles, clench and release for 5 to 10 seconds. Work the muscles for a few minutes each day.

Hey Jason how did you manage to get your penis so big?
Well frank, it's all about the penisaccess in my pants.

penisaccess by sotox4labs October 27, 2009

Penisocchio 

A man who lies about the size of his penis especially in gay hook-up sites.

"I hooked-up this guy from Craigslist who said that he had a 9 inch cock. Miss thing turned out to be a total Penisocchio - his dick was like 4 inches.

Penisocchio by Artistrygano January 29, 2009

penisaccess 

Penis exercises fall into three categories: kegels, stretching and jelqing. The exercises target the penis, which is composed of 50 percent muscle, and pelvic muscles. Penis stretching involves attaching weights to your flaccid penis to elongate it. Kegel exercises are designed to strengthen the pubococcygeus muscles. The PC muscles control the flow of semen and urine and play a role in ejaculation and penis hardness. To learn the location of the PC muscles, stop your urination in midstream. The PC muscles become tight. The contraction of the muscles cause the flow of urine to stop. To exercise the muscles, clench and release for 5 to 10 seconds. Work the muscles for a few minutes each day.

My partner loves what penisaccess has done to our relationship.

She screamed penisaccess from the other side of the bar, I said "follow me".

Jason sat on his bed with his willy in his hands, doing some penisaccess, cause the doctor told him so.

penisaccess by sotox4labs October 28, 2009