penisary contact 

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.

Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.

penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

penisary scale 

(noun)

based upon the level of penis-like qualities in a person, determines how high or low on the scale you are.

Level 1-4 = having small amounts of penis-like qualities yet enough to be recognized on the scale.

Level 5-7 = higher amounts of penis-like qualities, too the the point where you must be warned.

Level 8-10 = the highest you can get on the scale, you have no purpose in life any longer.

Level 10+ = you are off the charts. kill yourself.

Level 1-4 = you pushed me in the hallway to get yourself ahead..welcome to the penisary scale.

Level 5-7 = you jumped on my back in the middle of gym volleyball and knocked me to the ground. you have been warned, any higher and your life is in jeopardy.

Level 8-10 = you never stop talking and proceed to embarrass yourself on numerous occasions without anyones help but your own. you are pathetic.

Level 10+ = nobody likes you, you have no friends, escape to a new land, for your own good.

penisary scale by the peencake sistahs February 4, 2010

penistry 

the act of writing or recording the history of your or anothers PENIS

He had a book of his penistry

penistry by Zach October 12, 2003

Penisarian

one who only eats penis...

I eat 2 to 3 penises a day... making you a Penisarian

Penisarian by MrEbay & Mj October 21, 2010

penisarufius 

1.(n)merkin salesmen
2.(n)species of pubic lice that is native to Jesse McCall of Glastonbury, CT
3.(n) a duckbutter collector

1. I was shopping at Macy's and the penisarufius used high pressure tactics to sell me a merkin.
2. Bill contracted penisarufius from using Jesse's razor to shave his scrot.
3. DH is the penisarufius MVP for the 2003-2004 season.

penisarufius by The Red Baron April 26, 2004

Penitary 

Place of imprisonment for criminals, shorten term for penitentiary.

I'd rather do 10 in the penitary than eat 2 buckets of cow shit.

Penitary by MoB NaaN March 23, 2022

Penistry 

verb

VARIATIONS
noun:penister

The act of being a hornbag, sleaze, ect.

"Stop committing penistry, Mark."

Penistry by Taz and Kaik May 25, 2005