1.(n)merkin salesmen
2.(n)species of pubic lice that is native to Jesse McCall of Glastonbury, CT
3.(n) a duckbutter collector
1. I was shopping at Macy's and the penisarufius used high pressure tactics to sell me a merkin.
2. Bill contracted penisarufius from using Jesse's razor to shave his scrot.
3. DH is the penisarufius MVP for the 2003-2004 season.
by The Red Baron April 26, 2004

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