time to penis
time to penis by The Other John Hanclock December 26, 2011
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I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building
An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.
I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building by Artie D. May 1, 2006
She Was Exposed To Penis
When a girl (Has to be a virgin) has sex and gets addicted. She never would of been addicted if she wasn't exposed to penis.
Fool #1: "Yo man, what happened to Heather?"
Fool #2: "Didn't you hear? She was exposed to penis!"
Fool #1: "She was a good girl too!"
Fool #2: "Didn't you hear? She was exposed to penis!"
Fool #1: "She was a good girl too!"
She Was Exposed To Penis by Skimask619 August 15, 2009
penis to mass ratio
The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.
Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
penis to mass ratio by cmoney55 September 10, 2011
penis to cry on
When a man lends a sympathetic ear to a woman immediately after a break up in order to sleep with her.
To feign empathy and/or compassion for a chick, often for a period of days or even weeks, who has recently had a girl-crisis in order to fuck her.
When a man is emotionally unavailable but sexually available to a girl who is going through a hard time.
To feign empathy and/or compassion for a chick, often for a period of days or even weeks, who has recently had a girl-crisis in order to fuck her.
When a man is emotionally unavailable but sexually available to a girl who is going through a hard time.
Jonh: Dave, where the fuck have you been? I haven't seen you in days.
Dave: Oh, sorry dude. Amy just broke up with her boyfreind and I'm giving her a penis to cry on.
John: Just make sure your intentions are clear enough so that shit doesn't back fire and you end up in the Freind Zone. (i.e. she understands that she will have to start putting out in order to continue to get the loving care she so desperately needs)
Dave: Oh, sorry dude. Amy just broke up with her boyfreind and I'm giving her a penis to cry on.
John: Just make sure your intentions are clear enough so that shit doesn't back fire and you end up in the Freind Zone. (i.e. she understands that she will have to start putting out in order to continue to get the loving care she so desperately needs)
penis to cry on by Doctor Bliss December 2, 2011
mouth to penis
mouth to penis by Sas princess August 9, 2015
Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!
When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"
Its like strapping my penis to a tornado! by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012