penis puddy 

Semen that comes out of the tip of a penis which is so pasty that the girl's crack appears to be puddied shut.

I unloaded so much penis puddy in her crack last night.

penis puddy by puddypooper April 13, 2008

Penis Pudding 

Created by masturbating or having sex.

"Sperm is just a slang word for Penis Pudding"

Penis Pudding by Erection Joe December 10, 2006

penis pudding 

cum, jiz, semen, you get it

oh look! penis pudding floating on the hot tub!

penis pudding by grrranimal March 7, 2010

Penis pudding 

Warm pudding like substance which some women find delicious.They say its salty to the taste.

Sara loved gargling with my penis pudding.

Penis pudding by Mossy October 23, 2003

penis puddle 

The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.

"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"

penis puddle by ColdFusion December 21, 2004

penis pudding 

jiz, cum, lol ur own marinara sauce loler

man susie ate a lot of franks penis pudding last night

penis pudding by MC carty August 30, 2005

penis-pudding 

The seimen that comes out of a mans erect penile when he is erosed by a hoe batch sucking his shinny knob off.

OO yea my face is covered in penis-pudding
put your penis-pudding away george
eat my penis pudding bitch

penis-pudding by slapper steve September 1, 2003