by Heptune May 11, 2005
Any flashy, expensive, and/or fast car that a man uses to make up for his small cock. Penis cars can also have big rims, big sound systems, expensive interier, and so on. Ferraris, Bugattis, Corvettes, Porsches, Dodge Vipers, Lamborghinis and Hummers are all penis cars. If you have a penis car, you should trade it in for a mid-size truck, but not a huge on as huge trucks are also penis cars. owners of penis cars are usually caught wearing tight jeans, white cowboy hats and American flag button down shirts.
Man #1: Hey girl, check out my hot new Vette. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Cristal.
Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.
Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.
Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.
Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.
by stuart June 3, 2005
by Anonymous R March 9, 2006
Also applies to humongous "manly" vehicles that are not allowed to wear dirt, let alone get driven on it. Glossy Hummers, pinstriped pickups, and similar macho-but-impractical trucks and SUVs that cruise cities and suburbs.
by JimDD March 4, 2006
It is Dick Van Dyke’s modern name
- Dick is a penis
- Van is a car
- Dike is a rude way of saying a lesbian
- Dick is a penis
- Van is a car
- Dike is a rude way of saying a lesbian
Person 1:Hey I love the Chimney man in Marry Poppins. What is his name in real life?
Person 2: Penis Car Lesbian
Person 2: Penis Car Lesbian
by Absent Shadow April 19, 2019
A car that pretentious douches buy that is supposed to say "Look how much money I have", but really say, "This car put me 20,000 in debt"
by Royalbluearts June 17, 2018
When you have sex with a Jackson R in a car and you later find out that you have a STD. And you have vaginal discharge. Hints the charger part
Hannah: Wow had I some penis car charger with him last night.
Thad: NO WAY! you had sex with Jackson! And now you have an STD!! EWWWW! get the fuck away from me!
Thad: NO WAY! you had sex with Jackson! And now you have an STD!! EWWWW! get the fuck away from me!
by Jkl1217 December 8, 2010