When a guy is hitting on a girl and stands very close behind her causing his penis to be up against her ass.
Vagassed: female version
Vagassed: female version
by Lindsy T December 8, 2008
Guy: are you not impressed by what you see?
Girl: oh my god, you have a penass *takes picture and blogs about it on twitter*
Girl: oh my god, you have a penass *takes picture and blogs about it on twitter*
by Awf uck May 15, 2014
Male version of gootch, cause if, or vaganus. Made by cramming penis and ass into one word. My most glorious creation yet. I was sad to find out vaganus was taken already as I previously thought I was the inventor of that gem as well. but you cant have it all. Thanks Urban Dictionary for clearing that up though.
Perve: "You are my favorite pornstar. Can you please sign my penass?"
Pornstar: "Of Course, Where else would a thot of my caliber sign."
Perve: "You are the only one doing that to your vaganus in porn these days, my gf cant even do that."
Perve: "My gf is jealous that I can do it to my penass better than she can to her vaganus."
Pornstar:"That's amazing, you can stick a flashlight up your ass and see the reddish glow on your penass."
Pornstar: "Of Course, Where else would a thot of my caliber sign."
Perve: "You are the only one doing that to your vaganus in porn these days, my gf cant even do that."
Perve: "My gf is jealous that I can do it to my penass better than she can to her vaganus."
Pornstar:"That's amazing, you can stick a flashlight up your ass and see the reddish glow on your penass."
by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013
by Bryan Smith January 1, 2004