Laza Pem Pem 

A term often used to describe an intoxicated man playing Dungeons & Dragons on a Saturday night.

-GodSlayerKing152-: Dood i Totally Pwned That Dragon
-RedWartQueen43-: No Way?! That's Impossible??!!!
-GodSlayerKing152-: Yeah Im Now A lvl 48 Mage Biatch!1!
-FatTwinkieBoy- Laza Pem Pem!!!!!11!!!!!
-FatTwinkieBoy- Lazer*
-FatTwinkieBoy- Lazor*
-FatTwinkieBoy- Phewm*... Bitches.
-GodSlayerKing152-: WTF

Laza Pem Pem by FatTwinkieBoy February 1, 2010

PEM 

'PEM' is an abbreviation for 'Post-ejaculation Mood'
The PEM describes a mood common to all males, experienced after ejaculation (after cumming) whether they have been masturbating, having sex, or were involved in sexual activities which caused them to ejaculate. Immediately after ejaculating males are overwhelmed by a feeling of disgust, laziness and regret; this is the PEM and can last from 10 seconds up to several hours, often relative to the volume of sperm ejaculation.

One very common symptom of being in a PEM is often quite a killer to the sex life, whilst in the 'PEM state' the person one has been involved in activities with, despite being as good looking as Cheryl Cole will appear to be more of a Susan Boyle whilst in a PEM.

After having the greatest tit-wank in his life, the young boy had to then face the resultant PEM that followed

PEM by niazazad February 24, 2011

you pem 

An accusation of pemming, or being an exponent of pem.
Meaning you stink, smell, pong, whiff, honk, hum, or have woffty lines following you.
But 'you pem is 100 times worse than these examples.

'You pem, you pemmy get'

you pem by bifty shugger April 12, 2009

PEM 

I.E. Pussy Eating Mondays.

The weekly tradition of two or more women congregating into a small apartment to drink wine, take digital photographs, and eventually engage in simultaneous cunnilingus; all the while continuing to document the event with digital photographs.

"I cleared my digi cam and stocked up on box wine in preparation for PEM, I can't wait to make another photo album"

PEM by trick ho January 6, 2010

PEM 

Picture Exchange Monday (PEM). The never-ending weekly ritual where girls get together and drink too much wine and then fiendishly take sexy pictures of themselves together - pictures which will then be exchanged in the same meeting place the following Monday, and the next Monday, and so on. It is not uncommon for previously "straight" girls to realize that they are truly lesbians after participating in PEM.

Andi and Chelsi look forward to PEM all week long. They can't get enough of their weekly love fest.

PEM by baylove January 5, 2010

Pem 

A bad smell

"Your breath pems!"

Pem by el_tee October 18, 2008

PEM 

Pandering Epicurean Mondays (PEM): When a pair/group of female friends and acquaintances gather together on Monday nights to inspire, explore, and appreciate one another's femininity. The ritual acts performed during PEM are often extremely liberating. Conservatives and other closed minded individuals have given PEM the specious reputation of being a lesbian cult. PEM maintains a devoted following, and has the tendency to influence drastic lifestyle changes especially apparent in prospects and new members.

Shahera used to be all boy crazy but she got turned out at PEM by those two freaks, Chelsi and Andi. She burned all of her bras and now she only likes box.

PEM by shanch snatch January 9, 2010