Peeton

An unwanted wart in the genital area. However, instead of being passed through sexual intercourse much like herpes warts, they are obtained by the act of playing too much badminton. They are severely itchy and have a tendency to change colours; they may be purple one day, and neon green the next. The upside to a peeton that it gives a person the ability to speak pig latin fluently.

Girl: EW WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR PENIS? ...
Boy: Oh that? It's a peeton. Wanna touch?

Peeton by eivrog October 14, 2010

peetong

A male penis, usually in an errect state;

Don't touch my peetong!

peetong by darkbob October 15, 2006

peeconch 

A large-shelled marine gastropod mollusk which lives in shallow, briny Bahamian pee-water. Known for having a tasty black pecker.

Our snorkeling expedition was hindered due to the brackish water and high numbers of peeconchs.

peeconch by naughtysecretary June 7, 2010

Peeons 

a lame.

What the fuck wrong with these peeons
They don't know WhyG a demon (i am!)

Peeons by yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah April 24, 2019

Pervony 

A pervony is a sub-category of the fan base referred to as bronies. A brony is an adolescent or adult male who is a fan of the show "My Little Ponies." Pervonies are men who comprise a small offshoot of the fan group bronies, and are generally considered perverted and/or deranged. They consist of fan fiction writers and fan artists whose work is filled with sexually explicit and/or macabre subject matter loosely based on the "My Little Ponies" cartoon. This group also includes consumers of such material. The "My Little Pony" material created by pervonies includes porn comics, food fetish fan fiction, a post-apocalyptic My Little Pony epic which has "graphic rape and sex scenes and numerous gory deaths," and "a Stygian epic about the Rainbow Factory wherein ponies are murdered to extract the necessary pigment for rainbow production." Thus the name is derived from a mix of pervert + pony.

"Hey dude! I heard you're a brony! That's awesome. I am too."

"Sweet. We should hang out sometime. But just to be clear, you're not a pervony are you? I like My Little Ponies, but I don't get off on kid's cartoons. I just enjoy the show."

Pervony by Vertigo Girl January 26, 2013

peeboner 

An erection caused by a very full bladder, often quickly dissapates when the person begins bladder evacuation.

Also see Peerection

"Wow I had the largest peeboner before I went and took a piss just now."

peeboner by metalheadsunite December 30, 2005

peeventure 

Refers to a group of girls taking a trip to the bathroom together.

"We have five minutes before class starts. Let's go on a peeventure!"

peeventure by RCP_Lady September 18, 2011