pee spoon
When a person is so drunk that they wet the bed at night, after having hooked up with another person, thus accidentally peeing on the other person while spooning. The spooning creates a mystery as to who actually was the person who peed, leading to equal parts shame, awkwardness, and confusion.
John: "Dude, did you hear about what happened to Patrick last night?"
Chris: "No, man. What's up?"
John: "He blacked out, took this girl home, and woke up in a total pee spoon."
Chris: "No, man. What's up?"
John: "He blacked out, took this girl home, and woke up in a total pee spoon."
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