pedismile

A smile given by a creepy person who has watched you for over 30 minutes.

Dude, that guy's been staring at us since we walked in. He's got the creepiest pedismile.

pedismile by Jess Inuzuka January 14, 2008

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Penisilent

When the male member starts disobeying orders

Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent

Penisilent by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

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pedosmile

Phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotry. Used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.

I was going to help that man find his puppy in exchange for candy, but then I saw that he had a pedosmile.

pedosmile by Eidako April 13, 2006

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pedistifle

The feeling you get when your feet have been in your boots too long on a hot summers day, and you cannot take them off espacially when in polite company. Pedistifle is made worse for one foot while the other is released from the boot.

"Awww i got terrible Pedistifle from hiking all day in the Cairngorms!"

pedistifle by Crusty Turd February 21, 2006