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1. pedosmile
Phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotry. Used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.
I was going to help that man find his puppy in exchange for candy, but then I saw that he had a pedosmile.
2. Pedosmile
The tell-tale sign of a pedofile. A facial expression that is a fairly accurate dictation of whether or not, person in question rapes children or not. This expression is commonly a cross between a grin and a smirk. Pedosmile is a play on words, combining pedofile and smile.
Priest-with-pedosmile: Come little boys, I have cookies.. Don't you like cookies?

Boy 1: Yeah, they're great!

Boy 2: Psst, dude, don't fall for it.. He's got a pedosmile

Boy 1: Wow, good thing you can spot those guys out.. That cardinal almost had his way with me..

Boy 2: Damn right it's a good thing that I can spot 'em out..
3. Pedosmile
A facial expression in which the corners of the mouth are raised, usually expressing amusement, pleasure, or approval in such a way that reveals a disire to committe sexual acts with a child.
Derek's pedosmile caused the mother to cover her baby with a blanket as they drove by.
4. pedosmile
When a person smiles and looks sketch/creepy, like a pedophile on a play ground.
Did you see Mr. Krall today? He was totally giving you a pedosmile.
5. pedosmile
The creepy look predators give in mug shots.
That dude on the news last night had such an obvious pedosmile, the authorities should have known at a glance!
6. Pedosmile
1: A facial expression commonly found on middle aged men while looking at teenage girls.

2: A facial expression resembling that of a pedophile.

1
Girl A: Hey, that guy looks like a total creeper. We should get out of here.

Girl B: Oh yea, look at his pedosmile.

2
Guy A: Dude, why can't I ever get these chicks numbers?

Guy B: You should try wiping that pedosmile off your face next time.
7. Pedosmile
A facial expression in which the corners of the mouth are raised, usually expressing amusement, pleasure, or approval in such a way that reveals a disire to committe sexual acts with a child.
Derek's pedosmile caused the mother to cover her baby with a blanket as they drove by.
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