pedasmile 

Creepy smile, that resembles the facial expression of a person who would try to lure kids into a white van. (Pedaphile + smile)

"Yo Chris looks like such a creep in that pic." "Yeah he's rockin the pedasmile."

pedasmile by loo.may December 18, 2011

pedosmile 

Phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotry. Used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.

I was going to help that man find his puppy in exchange for candy, but then I saw that he had a pedosmile.

pedosmile by Eidako April 13, 2006

Pedaphile 

Derogatory term for a podiatrist

Really, Mark? You spent all that time in med school, and now you draw the line above the ankle? Fucking pedaphile.

Pedaphile by Little City Band September 26, 2018

Permasmile 

Also known as perma-smile.

To have a permanent smile on your face when you are under the influence of any drug or alcohol. Most likely, somebody will have a permasmile when they are on really good shrooms and suffer from uncontrollable laughter that seems to go on forever.

I was so trashed last night on shrooms that I had a permasmile and thought everything was funny.

Permasmile by Citizen Insane January 2, 2005

pedaphile pineapple 

a beast ass drink that consists of oceanspray cran-grape juice and cruzan pineapple rum

yo that pedaphile pineapple is the shizzle!

pedaphile pineapple by david and brian January 16, 2007

pedosmile 

The creepy look predators give in mug shots.

That dude on the news last night had such an obvious pedosmile, the authorities should have known at a glance!

pedosmile by KinxD Lite January 27, 2009

pedosmile 

Creepy smile reminiscent of that of a pedophile. A la hunting children.

The playground is an inappropriate place for a pedosmile. Those helicopter moms are going to kick your ass.

pedosmile by OAssBitches May 10, 2016