pediflatuosis

pety-flat-you-O-sis

1.The condition wherein an indevidual uncontrolably passes gas with each successive step.
2.The walking Farts

Man, I've got a major case of pediflatuosis.

pediflatuosis by GamesPlus July 17, 2005

Pedidle 

A game in which one person spots a car with a headlight out, hits the ceiling of the car, and says "Pedidle!" the last person to do so must remove a piece of clothing. A car with a missing back headlight is a pedoink, and is just as useful in the undressing of your friends in this game.
you: *spots car with missing headlight* PEDIDLE!! *hits ceiling*

person 1: PEDIDLE *hits ceiling*
person 2: PEDIDLE *hits ceiling*
person 3: PEDIDLE *hits ceiling*
you: haha #3 you lose!
person 3: *removes shirt*

Pedidle by Laura___ August 25, 2007

pedifile 

How you spell pedophile if you are poor at spelling.

BadSpeller2008: I think Ron is a pedifile
PersonofAverageIntelligence123: I think you're an idiot

pedifile by WentToSchool April 2, 2008

pedifile van 

Those big vans that are bigger then mini vans and have big windows in them with blinds. Also they can be just normal vans that look like crap and might also be know as a beaner van because it has a window gone and a plastic bag duct taped to replace it. The guy driving the van either has on a wifebeater, a mulet, untied boots with pant legs tucked into them, dark aviaters, a trench coat without a shirt underneath or a combination of.

Did you see that pedifile van? I was afraid somebody would jump out and rape me.

or

Fucking vans, only pedifiles drive them.

pedifile van by Teeta January 25, 2008

Pedifile 

A file specially designed for use on the foot.

I got a Pedifile for my mom so she could shave off her grotesque corns.

Pedifile by Tony Kirby November 28, 2010

pedifile 

when you are 19 and you fuck a 15 year old your friends might call you a pedifile.

"biz, did you really fuck a 15 year old, wow your a pedifile

pedifile by joe peppe April 15, 2008

pedidle 

when one headlight to a car is burnt out or missing

the car has a pedidle

pedidle by brian fisher April 25, 2007