A wonderful boarding school in
small-town Hightstown, NJ. We have really hot and cool Asians, hot seniors, and just generally hot people. Everyone has mad swag. We have such swag, there is a student named Swagner. The school has so much money, we can afford to admit people for their intelligence, not their family's annual income or class. *coughHunandLawrencevillecough*. Also, we have beat Blair Academy in competition for
15+ years. Blair students have never even seen the Potter-Kelley (not Kelley-Potter)
Cup. Our Swim Cult is full of champions who went to Worlds (as in,
World Championships). Our school spirit is unrivaled, and so is our sportsmanship. The falcon, our mascot, is a wise and
noble creature, whereas Lawrenceville has a pack of gum (Big Red) and Blair a glorified
pirate (buccaneer). We actually stick to our own rules and expel people who
break the 0-tolerance policy. Peddie food may be less than desirable, but we still have the highest
SAT scores. Hill has old tradition, we have progression.