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Pectoralysis 

Loss of pectoral muscle function and range of motion. Most commonly caused by excessive chest exercises in a workout.

Side effects include: Slowed Upper body movement speed, Soreness, Acute desire to stretch chest area, Chronic probing of chest.

Chronic Pectoralysis leads to: Enhanced Breast size, Rounding of breasts, Increased bench press, Enhanced Peacocking ablility

Exercises known to cause Pectoralysis:
-Bench Press
-Chest Flys
-Incline/Decline Bench Press
-Pec Deck
-Multiple Varriations of Push Ups (medicine ball, One handed, Bosu Walkovers, Etc..)
-I did the P-90X chest/Back workout and I had Pectoralysis for a week!

-Hey man did you get Pectoralysis from Mondays workout?

-Sorry Coach I cant do push ups today, I have a severe case of Pectoralysis.
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Petorials 

1.) Square pectorials that resemble something off the Wendy's value meal. Petorials tend to be groomed and tanned with oil but it is not uncommon to find ungroomed and oiled up burger pecs.

Pronounced - Pete-or-ials
Example 1.) Damn, did you see that guy over there? He has some greasy ass petorials. Reminded me of a burger I had the other day.
Petorials by mdk_dl March 24, 2010

Pictoral 

A Flower From The Middle East that is spicy.
to be a pictoral
Pictoral by PictoraL November 26, 2011

pectorials

a word screamed by a sylbieerras she forcefully grabs at the chest of an unconsenting male. this is often done in surprise, making a man scream
Sylbieerr: PECTORIALS!!!
Random assault victim: AAAGH!!!
pectorials by Erriott July 29, 2006

vagina pectoris 

deep intermammary cleavage used as a vagina by someone wanting to schtupp his girlfriend but not actually penetrate her
coitus interruptus is fine if you really haven't released anything...vagina pectoris is a lot safer...i mean, who ever got a girl pregnant by squirting her boobs?

pectorials

also known as "pecs" on a guy (most probably wearing a wifebeater) with rippling muscles
[hott guy with muscles enters the room]
settit: "hey rachelle-pectorials up in here!!"
rachelle: damn !!
pectorials by Settit July 1, 2006

pectoral 

I was hit in the right pectoral.
pectoral by frabrizio June 9, 2018