pearlu 

A hideously ugly human who nobody wants to have sexual intercourse with.

"Ew no way, i would never talk to a pearlu like him."

pearlu by pornographic jiangster August 8, 2014

The Village Pearlers 

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.

The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.

The Village Pearlers by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

Man Pearl 

The collection of stuff that has landed in a large guys belly-button, has become compressed and taken on a new form.

I was diggin' in my belly-button and pulled out a man pearl.

Man Pearl by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman September 17, 2018

playing with pearl 

When a woman gets herself off by rubbing her clit or "pink pearl."

"Whoa! I totally walked in on your roommates last night, and they were BOTH playing with pearl! I had to pull out my cock and join them!"

or

"Maybe you would not be so sore, madam, if you spent a bit less time playing with pearl."

playing with pearl by richard vendor October 22, 2012

clam pearl 

A dot-shaped nub enveloped in the pearl canopy for protection against abrasion or overstimulation. Located aloft the flesh lettuce and at the crest of the clam, the clitoris is extremely sensitive and is the primary means for a woman to achieve her squirt (although vaginal orgasms are also possible for some women). When the human female achieves a 'chubby'...or a "Fubby"... the clitoris fills with blood and the many condensed nerve endings become even more sensitive, whereby enough stimulation of the clitoris can result in a female orgasm, which releases the pressure by means of .08 second apart contractions throughout the vulva. aka a giant squirt, resulting in the inevitable snail trail douching.

She had a clam pearl the size of a grape!

clam pearl by Anthony LeVaj December 17, 2008

Tom Pearl 

A man from Lawrenceville, Georgia, who loves to partake in eating shit and drinking piss. He also goes by many other aliases, including "Tom Demented Sissy Pervert Pearl", "Tom the Toilet Mouth", and "Tom the Sissy Boy". Although he has not been active in recent months, one can find most of his videos on HeavyR, EPorner and ScatXTube. His reasoning for eating shit is that when he was young his family was very poor, so he was forced to eat his shit and drink his piss. Pearl has expressed he finds it very arousing that there are people out there watching him partake in the devious acts he goes through, which is his main reasoning behind doing it.

Person 1: Hey, did you watch Tom Pearl Brushes his Teeth with Shit last night?

Person 2: Yeah, sucks he didn't finish the whole turd though. Although, I think I still prefer Tom Pearl Eats a Footlong Piece of Shit

Tom Pearl by tompearlfan September 12, 2020

melting pearls on my tummy 

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

melting pearls on my tummy by tibu March 9, 2012