a toad lke emo lke creature which can be found by listening for a sliep sliep sound
pears is an emo sliep sliep
Reaction to something that's so confusing, random
, or hilarious that all you can do is say "LOL
, what?!" Refers to the lolwut.com pear. Often used in chat/IRC/social networking
s when sharing a link to a crazy
website with your friends, or used in reaction to a crazy website someone has shared with you.
JD: *pear* catonfire.jpg
Jen: OMG WTF.
Abe: LOL, OMFG.
Molly: Is this guy drunk or just crazy? crotch_on_fire.avi
Steve: OMFG OW WTF MORON.
It is a common name for small Asian girl usually with British accent. A Pear loves everything that is British-related. A Pear tends to be very organized and always has her life planned ahead on her Microsoft Excel spreadsheet. A usual Pear is very smart and hygienic only for her belongings. A pear goes sleep with shoes and socks on if it is not her own bed. However, conclusively, A Pear is such a very lovely person who wants everybody gathering around and spending quality time together.
A: Hi, my name is Pear
B: Hiii!, nice to meet you Par,
A: No.....!!!! My name is Pear- P- E-A-R - - PEAR, it's a kind of fruit.
B: WOW that's really cool! your name is so interesting! By the way, do you have Australian accent? . .. .
A: . . . .(I'm so gutted)
The word 'pear' is a synonym/euphemism of the word 'penis.' This is evident in the fact that the word 'pear' is actually an acronym for 'PENISES in EARS ARE REALLY weird.'
Also, when analyzing and pondering upon the shape of a penis in tandem with the two testicles, one beholds a shape that is very similar to a pear's.
In addition, one can derive the word 'pear' from the popular breakfast chain, 'Panera Bread'. As is readily available to one's vision, the word 'Panera' is no more then a scrambled version of the words 'Pear n a.' BreaD, then, can be found to translate into 'beavir', as the v tilted sideways crossed by the 'i' makes a 'D'. In this case, we then have 'Pear n a Beavir'.
'Dogg, your pear was as big as mine when I was a baby'
"Nah, son, my pear was as big as YOU when you were a baby"
'Damn, son, that's like a 8-pound pear.....'
Often used within the web series S.A.N.A.
Scott i need a distraction .... *Pear*~!
A medival torture device shoved in a womans vagina. There is a crank at the end every time it its cranked the pear extends ripping the uterus. Very, very effective!
I got in an argument with my girl and I settled it with my good old pear!
not the fruit, but someone of the male gender who annoys you and has hips(love handles) that are wider than his shoulders. can also be refered to with someone who is obsessed with other peoples dick size, but never admits to being gay and having a boyfriend.
justin and cliff are pears.