When you're a big miserable connerrr and your ginge girlfriend takes sexual advantage over you. Hence you get peared. Poor thanos.
Michael at the final fling: "connnnnneerrrrrr" Conner: "stop being Stupaht!" Niall: you getting peared tonight then thanos?" Conner: *cries* *** subscribe to "Mikeplayssax" on youtube (unnecessary advertisement)
by Peared May 14, 2018
I noticed no one actually posted the real slang meaning of Pear. Saying something is pear or something went pear refers to "pear-shaped", see the definition for it (the first is accurate). Something that goes pear is something that goes terribly wrong. British/Ireland.
by Ian Skinner April 7, 2008
pears is an emo sliep sliep
by sharkey lowe July 11, 2008
A medival torture device shoved in a womans vagina. There is a crank at the end every time it its cranked the pear extends ripping the uterus. Very, very effective!
by The Reaganator January 30, 2009
by Gregstonky March 1, 2021
Pears are like apples but 20 TIMES BETTER pears could beat the SHIT out of a fucking apple!
U know that scene in 21 jump street where they shoot of the guys dick? Well pears will do it to YOU if u talk shit about them FUCK those apple bitches FUCK!
U know that scene in 21 jump street where they shoot of the guys dick? Well pears will do it to YOU if u talk shit about them FUCK those apple bitches FUCK!
Dude1:hey do yo like pears?
Dude2:fuck no.
Dude1:*pulls out knife *Do you like fucking apples?
Dude2:yeah
Dude1:*shoves an apple down is throat and stabbs him in the back then eats a pear like a badass*
Dude2:fuck no.
Dude1:*pulls out knife *Do you like fucking apples?
Dude2:yeah
Dude1:*shoves an apple down is throat and stabbs him in the back then eats a pear like a badass*
by Ppppenis morph October 29, 2017
by Badreend July 15, 2018