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As per the John Waters film A Dirty Shame, a PAYDAY is an unflushed turd.
"A PAYDAY is an unflushed turd, hence my name. I used to defecate in public restrooms . . . and never flushed the toliet."
by iloverobots01 January 08, 2006
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When something is positive or good that excites you and/or makes you happy and satisfied.
by xhashmeerx October 06, 2008
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A really beautiful and exciting day, which sadly, only happens once a month for most of us, but which means that we've temporarily got money in our pockets again. Sadly though, it's normally pretty bloody short-lived, 'cos we're normally absolutely flat-broke again before the week's out.
Payday's coming! I can't wait!
by Joe_Schmuck July 01, 2017
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When all of the Ghettos Ho's show up with 4-6 Nigglettes at the Niggas temp job to put them on a guilt trip and try to score some money.
Come on Y'all we gone see yo Daddies at werk, Come on Fool it's Pay Day!
by psychobillypimpstyle January 27, 2003
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A gargantuant penis with a layer of large bumps around the shaft.
Don't touch my pay day, its for my girlfriend!
by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 11, 2011
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The worst candy bar ever invented. Consists of a piece of caramel or something covered in nuts. Tastes like shit.
Keep that Pay Day shit away from me.
by dr. ake November 01, 2005
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Something that only seems to bring dissapointment...
YO YO YO! I GOTZ MAH PAYCHE--- dayyum... fiznutz, yo...
by Anonymous January 27, 2003
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