Palmering 

Palmering (as in Jesse Palmer of ABC/ESPN and the Bachelor) - (verb) 1. The act of repeatedly disrespecting a team, coaching staff, and entire fan-base with blatantly biased statements over an event which happened "just two years ago"; 2. Simultaneously, inexcusably losing respect from peers, colleagues, and strangers alike. 3. Acting like a total douche-bag. 4. Over use of the word Clemsoning

Jesse Palmer is an ABC/ESPN sports analyst and former contestant on the Bachelor. He constantly brings up the term Clemsoning even though Clemson's football team hasn't "pulled a Clemson" in years.

"Quit your Palmering, Clemson has beaten four top 25 SEC teams in the last two years; I don't see them Clemsoning ever again. This is a different Clemson football team."

Palmering by LowcountryEP September 20, 2013

Palmering 

1. Being universally disliked and totally inept at one's job, yet still hold a prominent and public position. 2. To be inexplicably successful despite obvious lack of intelligence, talent, and public goodwill.

Jesse Palmer (Former Florida quarterback and Bachelor contestant)'s position as an ESPN analyst, despite total ineptitude and near universal dislike by sports fans was the catalyst for this term.

After inheriting the family business, Johnny really palmered, spending most of his time goofing off and contributing little to the company, much to the chagrin of the shareholders.

Nickleback spent years palmering their way to the top of the charts.

Palmering by Joseph Dierte September 24, 2013

Paulverized 

To be owned in debate by Ron Paul.

Often Paulverization is preceeded by the words "well...you know"

He is in for a serious Paulverization if he thinks he can outdebate Ron Paul on monetary policy and civil liberties.

Did you hear that Michelle Bachmann got Paulverized on Iran in the GOP debate yesterday?

The reporter attempted to nail Ron Paul with a biased trick question but failed and got completely paulverized.

Paulverized by Liberty minded December 27, 2011

Paulverize 

To bully someone in fantasy sports trade talks until they are tempted to agree just to make the offers stop.

Owner 1: Why did you accept that trade? You gave up Andrew Luck for Michael Vick and a 2nd round pick!?!
Owner 2: I don't know! I think I was just sick of being paulverized for the past month about him trading for Luck.

Paulverize by Mel Kiper April 19, 2014

papaverine 

Alkaloid found in the poppy plant and subsequently in raw opium. It is mostly removed from refined opium but is always preset in poppium or poppy tea.

It has neither sedative nor stimulant actions on the user. In fact, it is mostly contradictory to the affects of most of the alkaloids in opium. It is extracted and used to prevent post operational stroke and sometimes for erectile dysfunction.

The doctor decided to suplement the angioplasty with a vasodilator
, papaverine, in the coronary artery bypass surgery so as to widen the veins.

papaverine by Jim Hogshire II October 29, 2006

poultering 

Poultering is when a woman takes it from all angles from all her fellow co-workers. As she receives their loads she makes a wookie call and presents her self to the customers after.

We just had a realy good poultering session with that bitch.

poultering by Ryuman2307 October 15, 2017

Paltering 

Paltering (gerund or verb) and palter (verb) refer to an extremely common practice of lying and deceiving with true statements. Probably the most common form of paltering (especially among politicians and interviewees on media) is answering a challenging or embarrassing question with a statement which is true but does not address the original question. Frustrated questioners sense the lie, but instead of identifying the paltering, often rephrase and repeat their original question. Strangely, very few know this word and its phenomenon, thinking a lie must be only a misstatement of fact. Check out a long scholarly article on paltering at www.apa.org/pubs/journals/releases/psp-pspi0000081.pdf .

By subtle paltering, the witness at a Senate hearing avoided all the challenging and important questions that Senators directed his way, leaving the Senators with a sense of confusion and frustration.

Paltering by billdc June 4, 2018