patrolin' for colon 

When a male is walking around (generally with one pant leg rolled up,) looking for a homosexual partner for anal intercourse.

Did you see those guys? Are they trying to be hip-hop, or are they patrolin' for colon?

patrolin' for colon by gon-zales December 1, 2017

Patrolling the Mojave 

The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.

Patrolling the Mojave by Smokey T. Stevenston October 29, 2013

Patrolling 

Searching for a spot to do you. Seeking a destination to perform a particular and in few cases ethically questionable action.

"Paul got some flowers, let's get patrolling in the park for a sesh."

"There is too many ratchets patrolling the club tonight."

Patrolling by SpliffBoom March 13, 2014

Patrocinate 

An encouraging word used to denote a recipient who is extremely fortunate and is likely to lead a successful life.

Oye, patrocinate amigo! You've earned it!

Patrocinate by turbohead February 14, 2014

Paw Patrolism 

The worship of the little cartoon dogs on nick jr.
Each one has a godly feature unmatchable by mortality.

John: fuck christianity i'am converting to Paw Patrolism

Paw Patrolism by The paw lord June 3, 2018

patroning 

(v.) to go hardcore drinking with your best bro and or bros

Mike: "Hey I heard you and Reinaldo went hard in the fucking paint this weekend?"

Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"

Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"

Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"

Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"

patroning by laxbro18 January 26, 2012

Patrolkin 

When a police officer takes a dump in his patrol car while getting a blowjob.

That cop just got a patrolkin after he arrested that hooker on the corner.

Patrolkin by SpankyBranch August 6, 2009