Patio Primate

The politically correct version of "porch monkey"

Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!

by OriginalPatioPrimate October 6, 2009

patio sloth

one who, without regard to race, sits on a porch or patio and lazily obserbes people who pass by.

hey ma, its a patio sloth.

by dgafjoe January 14, 2007

Patio Chimp

A derogatory term for a higher class white family who spends a lot of time on their patio, drinking expensive bottles of wine.

Look at that Patio Chimp Mrs. White, sitting on her patio all day drinking her sangria and judging the neighbors.

by Corey, Trevor, smokes lets go January 30, 2015

Patio Lantern

When one shines a flashlight through their scrotum to light it up like a patio lantern.

The other weekend we got pretty drunk playing truth or dare so we turned the lights out and dared Chad to do a patio lantern.

by jloi7125 August 22, 2018

patio drag

the act of an animal (usually a dog) pulling itself along by its front legs (with its hind legs in the lifted front position) in order to remove excess excrement from its fuzzy little anus.

Hey Darrell, your dog's doin' a patio drag and leavin' a streak mark across your entry way.

by puswami February 3, 2010

Patio possum

A woman or women who sit on their porch with wine in hand, Pretending they’re dead while people driving/walking by instead of waving.

I Wish those ladies would just wave back instead of acting like a patio possum.

by Teej4real March 1, 2021

Patio Smoke

adj,verb: The act of being in a state of mind where one's confidence extends normal expectation; being very very cool

Person 1: "Man, i cant believe TYE DaddiO left with two girls after the party."
Person 2: "yea he was really patio smoking tonight."

Sentence: Daddio walked into the room with a patio smoke like aura.

by TYE Daddio July 23, 2013