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A patarn is one who originated from the boarders of Afghanistan and apart of Pakistan, from the city Peshawar, and speak pushtu- but the people don’t like to be specified as neither afghan or Pakistani; they just call themselves pushtoons! Patarns are beautifully sculpted and blessed people who like to see themselves as lions because of how fierce they are!

They are brave beautiful people who take pride in their culture and religion!

Patarns are people who you always want to surround yourself around because they keep good company and know how to have a good laugh no matter what.

Patarns are the smart, however know when it’s time to use their fists; especially when it comes to their family who they would do absolutely everything for!
When one person goes against a pushtoon/patarn every patarn is involved, they come like a pack of wolves and have each others backs regardless. Patarns take pride and joy in eachother and always keep their reputation clean and sleek- known as just strong, ambitious and courageous people.
Guy: Who is that wurki? She’s so beautiful, smart and modest!

Guy 2: Don’t even take a second look bro! She’s patarn; if her dad and or brothers even see you breathe in her direction you’re a dead man!
patarn by Anonmm12 February 13, 2018
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Paterno Party 

Wild, Gatsby-esque affair filled with references to furniture, "snow-storms", designer clothing and expensive watches. Nearly always overseen by "Papa" Paterno as he angrily scrambles around the kitchen cooking for about 108655677675753747 people. Usually a pretty big hit and has gained a semi cult status on campus. Cops rarely (if ever) show up and people usually return for the next rendition.
Experienced partygoer: Where are you going Saturday night?
Kid: Not sure, why what's up?
Experienced Partygoer: Paterno's having a party! He told me to invite people!
Kid: Awesome! I love Paterno Party's!
Experienced Partygoer: Did you see the Rolex?
Paterno Party by Rolexman121 June 14, 2013
To be aware of something very important and very serious that requires immediate action, but choose to do nothing.
"Eddie heard someone screaming for help outside his window, but paternoed instead."
Paterno by Drboogie July 29, 2012
A Paterno is unit of currency equal to 6 million US dollars. Paternos are typically paid in cases of covering up for child rape.
"The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston was forced to pay 14 Paternos to victims of child rape by priests in 2003."

"Penn State got fined 10 Paternos for turning a blind eye to child rape on their campus."

Paternoism 

To cultivate the appearance of successful leadership, all the while managing one's organization in a detached--perhaps even negligent--manner that invites malfeasance; to ignore poor and criminal behavior on the part of one's subordinates; to become so captivated in projecting an image of one's own compassion and beneficence, that one loses track of one's own charges and responsibilities.
"'Having a photo-op on an aircraft carrier, while your administration writes plans to cut veterans benefits is an act of the most hubristic Paternoism--but the optics are sure to move the Peoplemeters,' remarked the campaign consultant."
Paternoism by ideadesade February 12, 2012
To turn a blind eye on unspeakable crimes.
"Hey, I just saw a kid being raped. Should we call the police."
"No way, dude. We've got Paterno this, or else it might splash back on us."
Paterno by Nittany Lyin' November 8, 2011

Joe Paterno 

To provide cover for illicit activity. To provide a false alibi or to cover up someone else's nasty behavior.
You want to cheat on your wife, go ahead. But don't ask me to cover for you- I'm not your Joe Paterno.

If the cops call, you're on your own. I'm not your Joe Paterno.

Don't do that in front of me. You're not Jerry Sandusky and I'm not Joe Paterno.

He shoplifted that CD, then expected me to Joe Paterno him.

She told her mom she was spending the night at my house when she was actually with her boyfriend. She should have warned me ahead of time if she expected me to Joe Paterno her.
Joe Paterno by jelly23 August 29, 2012