Breakfast Pastry 

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!

ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!

Breakfast Pastry by Chachi55 April 9, 2022

Pastry Bros

The name of your friend that has dated/fucked/made out with a person you have dated/fucked/made out with.

"Hey, I heard you made out with Karen at the office party last night! We're Pastry Bros now!"

Pastry Bros by KyLo December 22, 2012

Pastry Bitches 

Girls with some huge cake (butt) to the point where it makes a pastry chef's jaw drop and eyes widen.

dayuuum bro, pastry bitches are my favorite bitches, cuz they got that big behinddd!!

Guy 1: Damnn look at Ashley shes so hot!
Guy 2: Nahh shes not got the cake... we need those pastry bitches

Pastry Bitches by igotthatcake123 August 18, 2012

toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball 

A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries.

Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"

Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here

toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball by shortbusguy44 October 10, 2006

Pastry Job 

A job where there is a lot of freedom, where the job boundaries can be moulded and stretched considerably without it being noticed by anybody else.

I'm really enjoying this pastry job. I told my boss that it would take 5 weeks to finish, but I finished it in 3 and did nothing for 2 weeks.

Pastry Job by SenoritaEvita June 15, 2011

Whack the pastry 

The female version of the males' 'Abuse the noodle'.

To masturbate.

Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.

Man: Ahh yeah baby I'm abusing the noodle. Whack your pastry for me.

Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.

Whack the pastry by DeadDolleh June 29, 2009

Ass Pastry

A prolapsed asshole. Result from shoving large things up your ass.

After Christine got anal fucked by Jamal, she had a large Ass Pastry.

Ass Pastry by Jamal's Penis November 3, 2009