The slow and steady decline of American society over the past few decades owing to a combination of fear, political correctness, laziness, and the overall rise of gender confusion.
Ever since the dawn of The Pussening, snow flurries and cold weather in general have been accepted as valid excuses for repeat truancy.
When a black female allows a white male to strip her naked and tie both her arms and legs to bed posts, under the assumption kinky sexwill soon follow. But, once the Congonese temptress is suitably restrained, her white partner instead elects to drop a heinous load of excrement on her chest. After which, he refrains from untying her for a minimum of 24 hours. Effectively forcing her to both live and sleep in a bothersome mixture of foreign and domestic filth. And allowing her a small taste of the conditions her ancestors experienced many years ago on the middle passage from Africa to the New World.
Went to an Alpha Kappa Alpha date party down at LSU last weekend. Ended up middle passaging their president.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).