pashed 

Scottish slang for drunk. Derives from the term pished, meaning the same thing

aww did yi see kenny last night min? he was pure pashed, oot eh it mahn

pashed by DannyLamond May 5, 2008

Pashed Potatoes 

Pushed Around Mashed Potatoes. The idea of mashed potatoes but instead of mashing you are pushing the potatoes around with a spoon or some stir stick similar.

"Damn Ayaan, you sure make great Pashed Potatoes!"

Pashed Potatoes by MonstersJuice. December 13, 2009

The Turtle Just Passed You 

Slang for walking or driving too slow that everyone passes you.

Can you walk faster, the turtle can walk faster than you, the turtle just passed you. You drive too slow that the turtle can pass you.

The Turtle Just Passed You by JayEssBee85 December 16, 2013

pastede on 

Origins: the infamous Crystalwank of FandomWank.

A popular internet catchphrase used to sarcastically denote obvious falseness or lying.

The full original quote, "MY HED IS PASTED ON YAY", comes from the above FandomWank thread wherein a LiveJournal user named Crystal attempted to convince her readers that she was real-life friends with a cast member of the Lord of the Rings films by making very obvious photo-manipulations of the actors in various poses in her room. These photos were quite clearly pictures of the actor's heads transposed onto different bodies.

The thread became monstrous in a very short time, eventually receiving over 13,000 comments. In the course of the thread, a commenter remarked that one of Crystal's photos wore a look of 'OmG my head iz PASTEDE ON YAY!!1111!!' The remark quickly spread across the Internet, where it was adopted and adapted. This FandomWank thread, especially the "pastede on" comment, is considered something of a Holy Grail of internet slang.

See also pastede, my hed is pastede on, yay.

Since the initial wank, anything may be regarded as "pastede on yay". A bad writer can be accused of having his/her spelling (or grammar, or ideas) "pastede on yay!" A fruity drink that does not taste particularly fruity might be said to have its "fruitiness pastede on yay!"

pastede on by LadySphinx November 26, 2004

Piss passed 

This is when someone passes a mandatory evaluation by questionable means, such as cheating by a friendly official.

I piss passed my fire awareness annual because my pal gave me credit.

Piss passed by I, Wreckerrr April 7, 2021

pished 

Yet another word from Scottish people for drunk, we have millions

"ach man, I'm well pished"

pished by Kieren and Grae July 1, 2006

enough time has passed 

This infamous sentence was uttered by the most coldest and perect edge character, Chihiro Rokuhira from a successful jump manga known to mankind, Kagurabachi.

Enough time has passed, Kagura Bachi is already more influential and iconic than Naruto and One Piece combined.

enough time has passed by KaguraBachiIsPeakFiction September 21, 2023