by TTTTHHYYYYY September 24, 2018
by bob warden December 5, 2003
A township Morris County, New Jersey.
Quite a few residents dress like they think they're in the ghetto, including my Jewish neighbor.
It's actually not a bad place, I've lived in Lake Hiawatha my whole life and there's barely anything in need of repair or sleazy about this part of town. A lot of kids from other parts of Parsippany come to downtown Lake Hiawatha (which is infested with pizzerias and nail parlors) to loiter and smoke weed. Granted, if there was a drug bust in Lake Hiawatha it would be pretty empty.
However, the public school system is pretty retarded. The schools on the one side of school seem to have gotten gypped. Central Middle School is overcrowded while Brooklawn isn't anywhere near as crowded, and if you go to the High chances are you envy the fact that the Hills have air conditioning. The board has also been too cheap to pay the electric bill on a few occasions, leading to the power being cut during school hours.
Ignoring the schools, Parsippany's pretty good. The cops here are great, they'll just ask you what kind of Chinese food you're eating and then drive away. They also teach their children the safe distance to tailgate someone from and how to murder someone by putting engine coolant in their iced tea.
Quite a few residents dress like they think they're in the ghetto, including my Jewish neighbor.
It's actually not a bad place, I've lived in Lake Hiawatha my whole life and there's barely anything in need of repair or sleazy about this part of town. A lot of kids from other parts of Parsippany come to downtown Lake Hiawatha (which is infested with pizzerias and nail parlors) to loiter and smoke weed. Granted, if there was a drug bust in Lake Hiawatha it would be pretty empty.
However, the public school system is pretty retarded. The schools on the one side of school seem to have gotten gypped. Central Middle School is overcrowded while Brooklawn isn't anywhere near as crowded, and if you go to the High chances are you envy the fact that the Hills have air conditioning. The board has also been too cheap to pay the electric bill on a few occasions, leading to the power being cut during school hours.
Ignoring the schools, Parsippany's pretty good. The cops here are great, they'll just ask you what kind of Chinese food you're eating and then drive away. They also teach their children the safe distance to tailgate someone from and how to murder someone by putting engine coolant in their iced tea.
by Stephanie FTW August 17, 2007
Known as p town and the most ghetto town in Morris County. But Is the most white town there. This place is littered with weed and vapes with sometimes a murder. Like the one behind shop right. Some of the cool places you can go to is the resivor. First start at the PTE or behind North Vail and hop over the fence into the woods. You should see water far into the distance keep walking that way and bam you can see all of the eater that goes to jersey City. Or at least I think. This is where everyone smokes weed and gets drunk. Next there is a lesser known location near the driving ranges and the NJ water works there is a abandoned building which is completely destroyed but there is a boarded up door. I don't recommend breaking it because it was obviously closed for a reason. But seriously I can't walk to my school without someone smoking or vaping.
Someone who doesn't live in Parsippany: woah you live in p-town thats so ghetto.
Me who lives in Parsippany: sure bro
Me who lives in Parsippany: sure bro
by K27goat April 30, 2021
Also known to the commonfolk as "P-Town", Parsippany, New Jersey is located in Morris County, one of the wealthiest counties in the country; a town with heterogeneous mix of almost two hundred ethnicities; a town with a widespread income where one person could be making $120K a year and his neighbor could be making only $20K; Lake Hiawatha is considered the "ghetto part" of Parsippany, but in truth the whole of Parsippany is way better off than most towns.
Person 1: Yo, you live in Parsippany?
Person 2: Yeah, Mazdabrook. Lotsa Indians and Asians and lotsa doctors.
Person 3: Yo, I live in LH, yo. Gonna hang out wit mah brothas after I get off of work at Mickey D's!
Person 2: Yeah, Mazdabrook. Lotsa Indians and Asians and lotsa doctors.
Person 3: Yo, I live in LH, yo. Gonna hang out wit mah brothas after I get off of work at Mickey D's!
by George Cloony October 10, 2006
A town in morris county, New Jersey. Which happens to be one of the wealthiest counties in the COUNTRY! While not the poorest town in the county(I believe Dover is worse off), it is not quite as wealthy as Mendham, or Harding Township. However there are some nice places to live and many of the houses go for over $400,000, even the small ones. Powder Mill is an exceptionally wealthy part of Parsippany.
by Sweet J May 15, 2006
Parsippany, NJ is commonly known as The Second Most Ghetto Town in Morris County. It consists of mostly Asian people and white, racist trophy moms that look like they could be on the next season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. People in Parsippany commonly dress like they’re from the South side of Chicago even though they’re whiter than a piece of printer paper. There are actually almost no black people in this town, in a creepy way. There is a huge split between the two sides of town, namely the schools on either side: CMS and PHS, or Brooklawn and PHHS. I as the writer cannot be biased, but there’s a reason that PHS is a block away from a bagel store.
Person A: Yo, you been to Parsippany lately?
Person B: Naw, there’s no way I would go to that flaming trash dump of a town. I would even rather go to Dover.
Person B: Naw, there’s no way I would go to that flaming trash dump of a town. I would even rather go to Dover.
by nightmareeyes May 21, 2020