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Peter Parkered 

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.
"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."
Peter Parkered by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014
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Parkor is a verb and basically you jump and kick off of something saying "parkor!" Like an idiot, but a happy idiot.
Friend runs and kicks off a building: "parkor!" *friend kicks off everything yelling "parkor!"
parkor by Master of Parkor December 11, 2013
It's wrong if you call a Parkour practitioner a 'Parkourer'.
A Parkour practitioner is called Traceur. Traceuse for female Parkour practitioner
Some dude : Are you a Parkourer?
Traceur : No i'm not, a Parkour practitioner is called Traceur
Parkourer by FatBaldDude November 27, 2012
v To sleep with your best mate's girlfriend/wife. Ref: Adam Parore/Matt Ridge
"Did you hear? Johnno pulled a parore on Mick!"
Parore by MeatAxe October 4, 2003

Parkcrest middle school 

A school full of dick riders, hating ass hoes , and wanna be hoes
I hate Parkcrest middle school
Dumb ass people that spell parkour wrong.
I want to do parcore cuz I can't spell stuff right
Similar to par-cooked. So instead of being fully hardcore, it's only partially hardcore; therefore, parcore.

Can be inserted into a sentence in lieu of the popular expression cool.

Can be used as an all inclusive response when some tells you something random or useless.
"Dude, that concert was parcore..."

Gina: "Me & some of the girls stayed up really late playing games"
Dave: "Parcore."
Parcore by redleatherboots September 14, 2011