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6 definitions by FatBaldDude

 
1.
DOTA 2 (Defense Of The Ancients 2) is a multiplayer online battle arena video game developed by Valve Corporation and the stand-alone sequel to the popular Defense of the Ancients mod for Warcraft III : Reign of Chaos and its expansion pack, The Frozen Throne.

And new valve tactics for taking your life away and force you to use crappy buggy program called steam and also you can buy HATS!
If you download DOTA 2, you already sold your soul to Gabe Newell.

Hell, I've been sold my soul since Half-life came out
by FatBaldDude September 12, 2012
 
2.
Fight me in In Real Life

When a person on internet gets annoyed by someone who insult about their physical appearance, or their jimmies just got rustled
What the fuck did you say faggot?
Fight me IRL
I get more pussies and i lift more than you!

Do u evn lift fgt?
Fight me IRL
by FatBaldDude December 25, 2012
 
3.
FBI Agent
Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI Agents
by FatBaldDude September 08, 2012
 
4.
When a girl you friend with/crush. Loves you but only like a family. Like a brother, father, cousin, uncle, or maybe her dog. Hey, dog can be a part of the family too. Unofficially
You can get really close to her but you will be considered as a non-dating option. Ok there's a chance you will be on the dating option but the chance are smaller, deal with it.

Similar to the friendzone

Like me, just stuck into the familyzone because I'm fat, bald, and a dude ;_; (Well not really because of that)
Becca : I love you. You like a brother to me.
James : So, we're not dating?

James. One of our comrade. Had fallen into the familyzone
by FatBaldDude July 05, 2013
 
5.
TTF
Time to fap
Time to masturbate
*see hot naked women pictures*
Well, TTF
by FatBaldDude October 25, 2012
 
6.
It's wrong if you call a Parkour practitioner a 'Parkourer'.
A Parkour practitioner is called Traceur. Traceuse for female Parkour practitioner
Some dude : Are you a Parkourer?
Traceur : No i'm not, a Parkour practitioner is called Traceur
by FatBaldDude November 02, 2012