parking lot

the opposite of a landing strip; two patches of hair separated by a naked patch. not limited to the pubic region.

"did you see that girl, she had a parking lot, who does that?"

by hayvan January 13, 2010

Parking Lot

Parking Lot refers to the meeting of two people at a deserted parking lot, usually a deserted one when everything is closed. Fast food is apart of this ritual such as A&W root beer because of Lou or McDonalds. Parking Lot is always the best and worst of times because these two people usually have a major crisis on their hands that is in desperate need of consulting. No other people are aloud to join parking lot. To invite another person to parking lot defeats the purpose of parking lot. Also doing parking lot with another person is forbidden in the laws of parking lot because it is just weird.

after Shelby lost her key chain her boyfriend made her watch epic meal time so Shelby called Marisa crying in desperate need of parking lot. Shelby picked up Marisa after leaving her boyfriends house. The two went to the deserted no frills parking lot and shared an oreo blizzard from McDonalds.
At the end of parking lot Shelby felt better about everything because Marisa was there to comfort her.

by night_hawk_couple_hater June 13, 2011

Parking Lot Pickle

Boys on some asphalt, chomping on a pickle, back and forth.
In a way, it's like a wishbone.

"I'm the better friend!"
"Oh yeah? We should settle this on a parking lot pickle."

by MythicalH February 24, 2023

Parking Lot Pickle

A wishbone but for friends

"A parking lot pickle is like a wishbone but for friends" - Rhett McLaughlin

by GMM.lover March 4, 2023

Parking Lot Vulture

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.

Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.

by v8explorer November 18, 2010

Parking-lot Illiteracy

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.

by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017

parking lot partying

The act of going to an event venue with absolutely no intentions of seeing the performance or game. Only the sheer intentions of partying hardcore with random tailgaters.

Shim: we are going down to Chesney for some parking lot partying.

Mac: dude, you hate country music.

Shim: yea, but we figure there is beer and hot chicks there.

Mac: i am so in!

by milkacow July 29, 2008