2 definitions by appledumplings69

Top Definition
a person who is usually obscene with his finger dick and verbally and who is lame about losing at video games. He will usually be there for a person.
Me: Hey whats going on?
John: Your mom was so good last night.
Me: What?
John: I just jizzed in my pants. *immitates masturbation*

OR

Me: Hey I need your help.
John: Yea dude what's up?
Me: This kid has it out for me.
John: His dick?
Me: No like he wants to beat me up. Stop being a Kevin Parfitt.
John: I'll get him for you. BTW, I cummed on your bed last night.
by appledumplings69 March 15, 2009
the act of sticking your finger through the zipper of your jeans and humping girls or guys for sexual pleasures, with an open mouth and making awkward sex noises.
Steve: Hey Jezzy, look!

Jezabelle: Get your finger dick away from me!

or

Steve: Uhh Uhh, YES OMG ALL THE WAY BABY!!!

Eric: Umm Steve, I'm a dude and get your finger dick away from me!

Steve: The fact you're a dude makes it more interesting, and I know you like!
by appledumplings69 March 15, 2009

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