8 definitions by Wagwan Whitmore
The term where a person who is overweight. Has a teacher in high school who fucked their grandmother. And Asks everyone for food.
Paul: Hey do you remember someone which is like a Sam Parfitt?
Karl: Yeah and their sister was well fit.
Paul: I mean like Ben Harris.
Karl: Oh yeah.
Karl: Yeah and their sister was well fit.
Paul: I mean like Ben Harris.
Karl: Oh yeah.
by Wagwan Whitmore December 3, 2018
These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)
Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"
by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018
The term for a bald cunt, he'll force you to come in when your shoes are melting and you can't physically go on. However, he'll force you to go home when there's 0.01% of the car park is covered in ice.
If you know someone who show signs of being a G Mac, you should get them help.
If you know someone who show signs of being a G Mac, you should get them help.
Vince: Son, me and your mother are concerned about you, you're showing signs of a G Mac.
Gerard: I know father, I am a G Mac, I love his bald head.
Gerard: I know father, I am a G Mac, I love his bald head.
by Wagwan Whitmore December 17, 2018
Steven Jones is a man with a really thick Welsh accent and a mad hairy beard which can turn any man gay then but then back to being straight since the kiddy fiddler is behind them.
Steven's most iconic lines is "WHO'S COATS THAT JACKET" and "GET OUT THE CANTEEN"
Steven's most iconic lines is "WHO'S COATS THAT JACKET" and "GET OUT THE CANTEEN"
Some Peasant : OI, sir can we do a practical today?
Steven Jones : OI CUNT SHUT IT, now back to evolution.
Some other Peasant : THAT'S FALSE GOD AND FLAT EARTH IT'S ALL CONNECTED!!!!
Steven Jones : OI CUNT SHUT IT, now back to evolution.
Some other Peasant : THAT'S FALSE GOD AND FLAT EARTH IT'S ALL CONNECTED!!!!
by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018
Ben Harris is a midget cunt who is addicted with Ryan Bowen. If he is given a briefcase and is wearing a blazer he looks like Will from The Inbetweeners. He is addicted to shitty games such as: Five NIghts At Freddys, he believes these games are real and often makes references that no one even understands or gives a flying fuck about. He makes several suicide jokes a day and I often want him to just do it. Ben Harris has a solid relationship with Vince Harris, they often engage in sexual interaction and has floated the idea of a threesome with a man named Neil Bowen (His best friend Ryan Bowens dad) He will often violently assault Religious Studies teachers.
by Wagwan Whitmore September 25, 2018
The creator of the Urban Dictionary page Wagwan Whitmore
He is a fat cunt who will eat you and your first born if you call him fat
He also enjoys gay bashing and bullying spastics in his past time
He also goes by Vincent
He is a fat cunt who will eat you and your first born if you call him fat
He also enjoys gay bashing and bullying spastics in his past time
He also goes by Vincent
by Wagwan Whitmore October 4, 2018
by Wagwan Whitmore September 26, 2018