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when you do some unknown movements such as those that would cause a hammock occupied by only one person to move in awkward and unexpected motions
Gertrude: What the hell is that guy doing in the hammock?
Caroline: I do believe he is parfaiting...he is partaking of the parfait in the hammock!
Gertrude: He's on the phone! If the hammock's a rockin' don't come a knockin!
by Gertrude Kiser January 13, 2007
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1.
(n): slang term for a bowlpack of marijuana consisting of alternating layers of pollen and ground bud
Eddie Murphy: You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious!
by smokadareefa November 17, 2012
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2.
the over all look of the vulva after enthusiastic sex
Man, after we both finished she was totally parfait.
by labiodent March 07, 2008
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3.
The act of jizzing in a womans vagina while she is on her period, the semen and blood mix to resemble a delicious treat.
Beth was on her period so I gave her a parfait.
by nikedunks March 26, 2012
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4.
A mixture of 2 or more kinds of high quality bud.
Trying to match on a bowl of dank?
Nah let's make it 2 dank ass parfaits.
by Elbob August 11, 2010
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5.
When a man ejaculates in a girls mouth, but instead of swallowing, she holds it in her mouth and tilts her back allowing him to dip his testicles in her mouth, thus completing the "parfait".
Now Katie is a total freak. After giving her a load of throat-yogurt I dipped my balls in her mouth like a parfait.
by FernB March 01, 2011
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6.
During sex the male pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's vagina and then sprinkles his shaven pubes on her cum drentched vagina. To make it true parfait the woman must be on her period, extra bloody to give the illusion of strawberries.
Yo, I just gave that bitch a parfait last night.

Hey babe, im on the rag want to have a parfait tonight?
by Monty Strongback July 23, 2011
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7.
adj. Similar to vanilla in the sense of ordinary, but generally used when describing a crowd of people whose emotions are all generic an similar. Like the parfait there are many layers to this scene, but generally they are all frozen and thus have the same taste.
Girl 1: Aww, this is such a cute picture of us.
Guy 1: Idk we all of our smiles look kind of forced.
Guy 2: Yeah we look so parfait.
by The Beard of Zeus March 06, 2007
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