by bikindaf July 29, 2009
College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class?
College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?
College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?
by FisherofMen October 21, 2012
by Hammockinglivin' March 16, 2017
A turd holding apparatus constructed from toilet paper spanning laterally from one side of the toilet bowl to the other. The paper is held in place underneath the weight of the toilet seat, and employs simple suspension bridge technology. The engineer shits in the hammock, making toilet paper reinforcements depending on the consistency of the turd (i.e. moisture, viscosity, and density). When all the stalls in a given bathroom have been successfully hammocked, the facility is known to be in a state of "Caribbean hangout."
Me - -Dude, me and all my boys convened in the bathroom during free period and hammocked. Unfortunately, Jimmy never showed up and we were one short of a "Carribbean hangout."
Friend - How selfish.
Friend - How selfish.
by the master builder February 7, 2011
Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.
by Ninjamanbat April 4, 2016
The act of putting up a hammock and not giving a single fu€k about anything except hanging out and chilling.
by Dcoates80 June 9, 2018
A variation of autoerotic asphyxiation utilizing a support stool with the addition of tying a noose or belt around the base of the scrotum sack with the other end attached to a support beam or tree. After attachment of the neck and scrotum is secured, the stool is removed by the hammocker or a “spotter” and the hammocker then hangs in the air while masturbating.
So, I walked into Judd Nelson's place and his spotter totally fell asleep during a wicked hammocking session. Judd was all foaming from the mouth but smiling like Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight.
by Nostromo2 December 2, 2011