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Parents-noun

1) People who think a "normal teenage social life" involves studies and chores.
2) People who think a drivers license is a "go out and pick so-and-so up from practice/supermarket shopping" license.
3) Someone who thinks the stories and problems you tell them in confidence are fun things to share with friends and family.
4) People in the previous generation who believe nothing has changed since they were teenagers.
5) People who believe school vacations/ weekends are one of the following: family time, chore time, study time, homework time, "let's go do something I want to do" time, "let's wake up earlier than you would on a school day to get an early start" time.
6) People who can vote but still manage to screw the country over.
7) People who want us to form our own opinions as long as they influenced them.
8) People who don't care about global warming, greenhouse effect, extinction, nuclear war, or the world going to hell because they figure they'll be dead before the worst of it happens.
9) The people who think we should have censors on our music when all of theirs talked about rape, sex, and drugs.
10) The people who have 3+ kids when they can barely handle 1 and say they had the others by "accident."
11) Someone who thinks it is appropriate to come on to campus looking for you because you have taken more than 3 minutes to get to their car.
12) The people who you work for without pay and knew parenting was a hard responsibility but still expect something in return.
13) The people who say grades don't matter as long as it's your best, but get angry if you get a grade lower than an A-.
14) Someone who thinks long hair is unacceptable when they walked around with mohawks and fros.
15) Someone who thinks spending MORE time with them is going to fix your relationship.

I can't go to the party tonight because my parents need me to come with them to shop.
by RDCM October 25, 2007
 
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1. a pair of people (typically a man and woman, can be a woman and woman or man and man) that brought you up in this world just so they can bring you down.

2. people that will go out of their way to make sure your childhood is worse then theirs was.

3. people that don't know how to argue for their lives and think they can use their ''authority'' as an excuse for their lack of comebacks.

4. the base of many jokes made among the society of 25-and-under people.

5. people that claim you will thank them for the tortures they practice on you one day, when in reality you do nothing but thank the lord that you are finally free from them.

6. people that try to control your style, wardrobe, personality, look, friends, love life, music tastes, and opinions in general just because THEY don't like it. when really, it's not their body or life. they try to brain wash their children into thinking this is okay, but it's not. don't fall for it kids. your parents are the wrong ones, not you. just be yourself!

7. people that set the expectations for you unreasonably high, then (attempt to) punish you when you don't follow them.

8. people that set so many rules its impossible to follow them all, so when you don't you get punished.

9. people that don't trust you for absolutely no reason, and when you ask why, they just say "because'' due to their inferior arguing skills (see definition #3)

10. people that expect you to love them unconditionally, which is truly ridiculous because other then give you a house to live in, they do nothing to deserve your love. they also claim to love you, but don't listen to them. it's all lies.

11. people that you cannot trust because everything you tell them, they will go around and tell their friends at work or at the hair salon. you might think you can tell your mom about your crush at school, but she most definitely will be at lunch with her friends telling all her friends about it.

12. people that change the plans on the last second for no reason, and make you look bad in front of your friends.

13. the number one reason for teenage suicide in america (look it up).

14. people that will go to amazing lengths to ruin your childhood. don't listen to these people, don't let them hurt you, don't let them get to you. just rough through this time, because it's only a couple years. once your 18, your parents' torturing will be long behind you and you can continue with your life.
1. parent A and parent B are my parents.

2. parent A told me, "You cannot go to your friends party. if that means me not getting to get my hair done, so be it. as long as you are in pain."

3. "Parent B, can I go to the mall tomorrow?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"What kind of answer is that?"
"BE QUIET OR I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR IPOD"
"Mom, I paid for it!"
"I'M THE PARENT HERE, I CAN STILL TAKE IT."

4. Suzie said, "I'd rather eat a scorpion then visit my parents for the holidays."
*group of friends laugh*

5. Parent B says, "YOU'LL THANK ME FOR THIS 10 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!"
-10 years later-
"Boy am I glad I'm not a teen anymore, my parents ruined my childhood." Says Joe.

6. Parent A: YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO RAP!!!!
Ann: Why? I like it!
Parent A: DOESNT MATTER!!! I DONT LIKE IT SO YOU CANT EITHER!!!! AND YOU CANT WEAR ABERCROMBIE EITHER BECAUSE I DONT LIKE IT!!!!
Ann- It's my music and my body!! Whats it to you?
Parent B: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU WHORE

7. Parent B: If you don't get all A+'s, you're not allowed to use the computer for the rest of the year.
Jon: Dad I'm in advanced math! that's too hard!
Parent A: DONT TALK TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT. GO TO YOUR ROOM, STUPID CHILD.

8. Parent A: Go to the cvs to get me some ointment.
Jen: mom, you said i'm not allowed to go to cvs alone.
Parent A: DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM, FUCKING WHORE.
Jen: Mom! You said not to listen to people who curse!
Parent A: FUCK YOU! LISTEN TO ME NOW YOU BITCH OR I'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR CELL PHONE AND TV.

9. Tom: Mom, can I go to Zoe's party?
Parent A: NO!!! I DONT TRUST YOU!!! YOU'LL GET HER PREGNANT!!!
Tom: Why don't you trust me? what have i done?
Parent A: BECAUSE I DONT!!! GO DO YOUR CHORES.

10. Parent B: I love you, Sally. Give me a kiss.
Sally: no thanks.
Parent B: YOUR SUPPOSED TO SAY I LOVE YOU BACK. ITS POLITE. GO TO YOUR ROOM STUPID CHILD.

11. Parent A: So, do you have any crushes at school?
Eva: Well... i kinda like jon. dont tell anyone.

-later that day at salon-
Parent A: Oh, Eva is totally in love with jon. *giggles*
*friends laugh along*

12. Joe: ok mom i'm going to liam's house. bye!!
Parent B: NO YOU CAN'T. YOUR GONNA GO WITH US TO MY MOTHERS HOUSE.
Joe: but just last night you said i could go!
Parent B: DOESNT MATTER. GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM, YOU LITTLE BRAT.

13 and 14, no example needed.
by ImSoGladIMovedOut December 31, 2008
 
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the people who made you, you may like of dislike them. they are constantly annoying and almost always embarassing you. they are nazis who it is impossible to argue with even if their wrong and they know it, becasue they can just "It's over!!" and if you continue with the argument theres consequences, such as grounding or suspended alouence. they can never see anything from your point of view, and for some reason we have to ask them if were "allowed" to do something or get something. they control our lives.
Parents are the contorlers of our lives.
by diseased sheep July 08, 2006
 
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the thing stopping you from living in your house...naked
i would live naked, but i cant cuz of the parents :(
by fatassraccoon July 10, 2008
 
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The biggest stressor and contradictors in most kids life. Both the lazy-assed kids like myself and the smart A+ students don't get cut any slack from parents. Take the examples.
Jeff's Parents(Smart kid): Jeff you got an 88 for Honors SS this quarter, 2 weeks detention buddy!

Joe's Parents(Dumb Kid): Why are you up at 11:00 PM doing Homework? *Blah Blah Blah*

Jeff's Thoughts: Jesus christ are you kidding me dumb fucks i care about my grades why do they have to?? They're not even helping me!!

Joe's thoughts: Uhhm get the fuck out of my room you dumb bitches i don't need you i get the work done it just takes a while
by Jon Shwartz May 09, 2007
 
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Most parents are stupid fucks, but the fact is that your future is their future. They are trying to live your life in a way and the best thing you could do in life is make yourself and your parents proud and or satisfied. When you become older your life starts to stabalise more so theres no future to work for, thats when people take kids, so they can help them to get into the world.

The problem is that most parents Ive met are exeggerating it all.. like why the fuck would you take away someones computer if he or she is checking out some porn

but thats standard for people I guess.. so the best thing you could do in that situation is just sit down and talk with them and come to a conclusion, its normally reasonable for both parties. Except of course if your parents are absolutely insane, and then Id get some professional attension since then you got a serious problem

Seriously, kids and parents gotto live together so you must be able to come to some reasoning together

Oh and also, as a kid you get angry for no real reason, just think about that one
"My mommie says your mommie is a bitch"
by xilliah August 23, 2005
 
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the easy way to loose your sanity
a short example of parents

dad: take out the garbage, to your homework, feed the dog, do this do that, you are really stupid, you don't do anything right, I AM ALWAYS RIGHT YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
kid: SHUT UP!!! IM GOING INSANE
dad: What did you say? you're grounded

so as you can see if this keeps up you are probably gonna end up in the mental hospital
by EnigmaXT April 23, 2007
 
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People in your family who specialize in making your life hell. Depending on what kind of parents you have (asian parents are the worst), they can also make sure that you don't have a life, make you study your ass off for no reason, and basically make you a working robot.
Person 1: Hey Jimmy, coming to the party tomorrow. We gonna drink, play video games, dance and all the following above.

Jimmy: Srry guys i can't, my asian parents are making me read books in chinese.

Person 1: Dude you are so uncool.
(Poor Jimmy...)
by ihatelifemorethanyou April 13, 2009